Can Your Mattress Protector Stand up to Sasquatch?

Can Your Mattress Protector Stand up to Sasquatch?


Did you know that the wrong mattress protector can ruin the feel of your mattress? Hi! I’m a mom, one of the hardest jobs out there. This is Junior. Junior is a sweetheart but he can wreak havoc on our mattresses. Which is why I got the Purple Mattress Protector. Nobody likes sleeping on a plastic bag. Other protectors turn your bed crinkly or stiff and they make your mattress noisy, hot, and uncomfortable. Like a Nickelback concert or the first year my marriage. A mattress protector that ruins the feel of your mattress makes about as much sense as my husband’s conspiracy theories. The Purple Protector is stretchy, so it lets your bed do what it was designed to do. The Purple Protector enhances your Purple bed or any bed. It’s soft and flexible, so it doesn’t take away from the supporting power of your mattress. It cradles your pressure points when you lay down. Instead of making your making your mattress hard and uncomfortable. Like watching Transformers 4 through the window of an RV. And the stretchiness means it’s super durable which is nice because Junior has vivid night tears about deforestation. With other protectors I always felt like I was choosing between comfort and protection. I shouldn’t have to make that choice. I need to protect my mattresses. They’re a big investment, especially on my husband’s salary. With Purple, I don’t have to choose. It’s stretching which means comfy and it protects my mattresses. Which is a huge relief! And as any parent knows, the most important part of a mattress protector is protecting against stains and moisture. My little guys pretty good when he’s awake but night time is a toss-up and that’s okay. Accidents happen. No more mystery stains on your nice mattress. The Purple Protector is waterproof and water absorbent, which will keep your mattress dry and clean. It protects the top andsides of your mattress, so no matter what spills or leaks out of your family members, you’ll know your mattress and your warranty are safe. It’s stain resistant, so I can just throw the protector in the wash and it’s good as new! I wish I could do that to my husband It’s hypoallergenic and non-toxic and it’s resistant to dust mites which can be a problem in the forest. It’s cool and breathable, which means no more waking up sweaty and damp like a Wookie’s armpit. I even have one on my bed. It’s so comfy I can forget it’s even there. So if Junior gets scared and joins me in bed, I can rest easy knowing my mattress is protected. It even comes with its own 10-year warranty. What a sweetie. Being a mom can be so fulfilling and the Purple Protector gives me one less thing to worry about. If you or your little monster sleep, click now to protect your mattress. Order your stretchy, soft, waterproof, stain-resistant Purple Protector today. You better believe it’s real.

100 thoughts on “Can Your Mattress Protector Stand up to Sasquatch?

  1. 1:00 catch the Goldilocks "easter egg" from the original mattress commercial….. Well done guys. I believe they also did the new commercial for "Dr. Squatch" mens soap products…

  2. Too funny! And it seems like it’s a good product. I just wish it would fit the mattress I just bought. The damn thing is nearly 16 inches deep (I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere lol).

  3. Imagine rehearsals, "Ok, you're a cheerful yet calm mother sasquatch. You will open by questioning the audience about their mattress protector while simultaneously and repeatedly slamming a rodent against a rock. While explaining and demonstrating PMP, you will periodically make reference to your hyperactive son, who's like a rabid ewok, and occasionally make passive-aggressive roasts about your husband."

    "I'M ALL IN!!! MAKEUP!!!!!" XD

  4. This is probably the best commercial to ever be made, it gets to the point and makes multiple valid points all while including a great universal sense of humor. This is the pinnacle of marketing.

  5. With all those Bigfoot sightings: didn't anyone ever bother to ask – "Where's the mother?" or "Who's the mother?" ??? The 2019 Cleo Awards are in 2 days – at the time of writing. Is this an entry? This ranks up there with classics like "The Onion's Future News From The Year 2137" (also on YouTube). If Cleo doesn't have listings for YouTube, then time to add one.

    The best part of a good commercial is that it addresses a need. At 6'3", I need a good cover (that won't shred up) for a King Sized bed; especially one that can go through the washer & dryer – without shrinking !

  6. You know what? This is my very first as that I even cared to listen to. And I gotta say it's fantastic.

    IT?'S HOT, NOISY AND UNCOMFORTABLE JUST LIKE A NICKELBACK CONCERT?!

  7. Only the 2nd time in my life I've ever willingly clicked on a youtube ad.

    @Purple Mattress, give props to your marketing/ad department.

  8. Loved it best ad ever changing the game who wouldve thought i actually was lookin foward to an ad..its like commercials during ur fave movie

  9. Yall I have a purple bed. I have spinal stenosis and I can't tell you how much I sleep better. Less insomma. Less back pain. And the pillow is also a must especially if you've been waking up with a stiff neck. I'm not a paid person saying this. It's worth money. I REPEAT WORTH THE DAMN MONEY!

  10. She was telling us why we need to get a new mattress protector, while explaining why she needs a new husband hahaha, good and engaging ad!

  11. Only Ad I seen without clicking the skip button. It’s very different and hilarious. I hope to get this ad again one day.

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