For my first term at university I rented the bathroom in a student house and slept in the bathtub every night Lee? Greg. Yes? Before we even start this could you stand up? There’ll be no, unless David stands up with me, there’ll be no perspective David? In fact, lets have proper perspective. Connie, can you stand up? You know the question. Whats the answer? Er. well I just hung off the end of the bath as I hang off every single bed that I’ve ever slept in No no no, you definitly don’t hang off a bath like you hang off a bed because a bed would go like that, and then you hang off you’d have to go up and across and hang off you’re tall, but you’re not a snake, Greg The thing… What actually drove me to change my circumstances was that I was genuinely bruising the side of my cheek regularly by waking up in the morning and clanging into one of the taps Can I ask why on earth you would sleep with your head at the tap end? That is mad Yes, well, you know, I was 18 years of age and I mainly lived off Thunderbird wine so bad decisions were my forte at that period. Did you have a bed? No. Oh so that was the reason you was in the bath. There was um… Well why’d you think he was in the bath? I chose to Phil yeah! How many other people were there in the flat? Er, three Three people, what three beds? Yeah Why would you not sleep on the floor next to the bath? We had a giant 1970s sofa that had a particularly- a peculiar corner unit and i took both cushions from that corner unit and they fitted in the bath perfectly and it was incredibly comfortable So hang up, it wasnt a free standing bath? A roll top. Yeah, was it a roll top free standing bath? It wasnt a free standing bath but the end of the bath projected out into the room Where was this Greg? Which town were you – was this Oxford or Cambridge? Ahahahah It was in Isleworth in west London. It was only because of a mixup in housing agreements we soon sorted it out after a term, I only had to do it for a term What was the mixup? I’d agreed to move in with these three guys and we got the wrong size house Hang on, that’s not a mixup, thats just stupidity There was four of you, you got a three bedroom house and went there’s been a bit of a mixup here The boys blamed me which is why I got the bath Why did they blame you? Because I was the one who booked the house. How did you get in to university? So Lee, what are you thinking? Marcus I think it’s too preposterous to be true Phil? The taps.. the taps for me- if you’re gonna sleep in a bath you don’t put your head up the tap end I think it might be true, but I’m not gonna over… Oh well if you wanna skip? You’ve got the armband son I might be the – Do you get armbands if you’re a captain? Only if you can’t swim. I’m telling you, I don’t know if this is in the spirit of this game this is true That was sufficiently moving I’m going with it, I’m saying it’s true now What are you saying, Skippy? Shall we say true? not Skippy, Rob, not Skippy Im not going to go- and go and fetch help I’m just Skip all right? Someones fallen into a mineshaft? We’re gonna answer true? Go on mate. Shall we- we’ve changed it, we’re going for true So you’re saying it’s true. Greg Davis, were you telling us the truth or were you telling a lie? Do you feel, David, any sense of genuine competition in this game? Yes I do, yeah Then I think you’re going to like me very much It was a lie Ooohhhh..