How To Know If A Girl Is A Lesbian (OFFICIAL SONG)

How To Know If A Girl Is A Lesbian (OFFICIAL SONG)


Hey guys! I get a lot of question asking, “How do you know if a girl is gay?” Well… You don’t wear a beanie in the summer for no reason. Or a baseball tee when it’s not baseball season. If you check her nails and they’re always trimmed. Or KStew is her style twin. She knows a little bit too much about the L word. She rolls her sleeves up when she’s wearing pocket t-shirts. And when she compliments You just feel confident. You know how she rolls but you’re still not sure. Oh oh maybe she’s just being nice. Oh or you can take my advice. If she looks like she’d want a few cats. If her closet is full of snapbacks. You lock eyes, that implies that your in luck my friend. ‘Cause she’s probably a lesbian. Oh Oh Blue isn’t just her favorite color, it’s the warmest. And her low cut tank top collection is enormous. If Plaid or flannels are her go to thing. Sit back and listen to your gaydar ping. She walks around just like she owns the place. You mention pride and she can’t keep a straight face. Sometimes the hottie-ness. Just makes it obvious. But it doesn’t happen every single case. Oh or maybe she’s just being nice. Oh or you can take my advice. If she looks like she’d want a few cats. If her closet is full of snapbacks. You lock eyes, that implies That you’re in luck my friend, ‘Cause she’s probably a lesbian. If she does all these but she’s not out of the closet Then we dont know for sure But I’m sure gonna call it Win some or lose some you roll the dice When you’re taking my advince,but If she looks like she’d want a few cats. If her closet is full of snapbacks. You lock eyes, that implies That you’re in luck my friend, ‘Cause she’s probably a lesbian. If her purse is also a backpack She always watching OITNB. You lock lips I insist That you’re in luck my friend, ‘Cause she’s probably a lesbian.

100 thoughts on “How To Know If A Girl Is A Lesbian (OFFICIAL SONG)

  1. Im pan what does this song say about me
    I like flannel but i only have one snapback hat, but i also really like hoodies and beanies t oo

  2. Short nails, wore a gray T-shirt today haha, has a nongirly backpack, looked at me and smiled

    This is making me hopeful

  3. Даже с русскими субтитрами, удивлена…Крутая песня!!!

  4. Me(who is a brazilian):ok, i know what the f word is and the n word, but wHAT THE HELL IS THE L WORD???
    My brain before i finish to write the coment:waaaaiiiit…is the "L word" LGBTQ?

  5. I have two friends who I still talk to from my old school. One fits into most of these stereotypes (minus the cat stuff, hardcore dog lover) and the other fits basically none (watches OITNB and has 2 cats) but of course the one who fits the stereotypes is entirely straight and the other spends most of her time being grumpy about not having a girlfriend.

  6. Yup I'm a lesbian. All my freinds are lesbians. I'm not even joking two are already dating one has a crush named Jennifer one has already gone through with one and still is on break, and I have NOT come out of the closet yet.

  7. What do I check off being the hyper femme lesbian that I am?

    ❌beanie
    ❌baseball tee
    ❌trimmed nails (unless I need them to be!)
    ❌Kstew
    ✔The L word
    ❌Rolled sleeves
    ✔Cats
    ❌Snapbacks
    ❌Blue
    ❌Low cut tank tops
    ❌Flannel
    ✔Can't keep a straight face
    ✔Backpack as purse
    ✔Orange is the new black (I started watching it and it's pretty damn good!)
    Overall results:
    5/14

  8. I like this girl, but she doesn't even know me and we've never talked, and I'm to scared to say anything, I'd what to do…? Any tips?

  9. How come, if you’re straight you don’t have stress to come out but if you’re LGBTQ+ you feel so pressured
    It’s so unfair

  10. Okay, I believe that my crush is lesbian ( I’m a girl ) and she is HIGHLY supportive of LGTBQ+ but had a boyfriend and as far as I know, no past girl friends :/ I’ve came out to my bestest friends, and my mom. My aunts are lesbian ( getting married next year! ) and I’m in a good place to come out to everybody, but I’m scared :<. Basically, I don’t know how to tell her. I’ve started 6th grade and in an awkward position. Almost all of my friends are either in the LGTBQ+, or supportive of it ( I try to make sure they support it before even THINKING to be friends with them. ).

  11. Me: turning down my volume so my mom doesn’t listen to me listening to gay songs …

  12. I had a friend/neighbor that was very nice looking. Slim, long straight hair. Wore T-short and sometimes wore a ball cap. Where I don't know if she was one way or the other, but this song made me think of her. It'd been alright if she'd hung around longer, but like some others just up and gone.

  13. Ok this may be a little weird but anyway who wants to be added to a gay groupchat on instagram? just to make new friends and talk about whatever. 14-17 🤷🏼‍♀️

  14. If she looks like she'd want a few cats,
    Me: Well yea their so cute!
    And her closet is full of snapbacks
    Me: Love Snapbacks, I have so many but only two favorites!
    If she can't stop watching orange is the new black
    Me: Yeah I really like that sho–
    Also me: Oh wait bro theirs a pattern here!! Guess I'm a lesbian!!

    Yep 😉

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