Mark Malkoff: Carried Like A Baby

Mark Malkoff: Carried Like A Baby


GRIZZ CHAPMAN: Mark, babies in
New York City have it so easy. MARK MALKOFF: I agree, Grizz. That is why the awesome Grizz
Chapman is going to help me experience what it’s like to
be a baby in New York City. GRIZZ CHAPMAN: My pleasure. MARK MALKOFF: Let’s do it! [MUSIC PLAYING] MARK MALKOFF: Hold
on a second. It’s my accountant. Hello? You said it was going
to be a deduction. Oh, my goodness. [SNORING] [MUSIC PLAYING] MARK MALKOFF: Hey, let’s
do a picture together. [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICK] MARK MALKOFF: Grizz, I totally
forgot I had a date with my wife. Is that cool if she joins us? GRIZZ CHAPMAN: Serious? MARK MALKOFF: I’m finally
taller than my wife. GRIZZ CHAPMAN: Mark, can
we take a break? MARK MALKOFF: Grizz, stop
being such a baby. [MUSIC PLAYING]

100 thoughts on “Mark Malkoff: Carried Like A Baby

  1. That was classic. You gotta be a real stick in the mud to give this video a thumbs down. Especially considering the display of such huge balls by two people that don't care what people think. Nice job!

  2. I asked him if he was trolling, his response was something like this,
    (Through the Illuminati, ghosts can have more tangible power..)
    I think he's stupid because his life is so miserable and he's trying to get some attention by these stupid videos.

  3. Would have been funnier if there wasn't a camera crew in their face the whole time. Poor planning.

  4. I thought he was full of shit too, but then I watched the video for the hell of it.. And holy shit! He's right! Ghost are actually fucking working with the Illuminati. This is insane! Everyone needs to watch that video! The sooner the better considering it may get taken down!

  5. I think you're the same guy just using another channel, no one really believe that shit you know..

  6. Okay, I was going to click on your channel to look for the video, no matter what rubbish you just told in your comment. BUT OMFG YOUR ACCOUNT NAME SHOULD BE BANNED U SICK F#CK O_O

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  8. It's hilarious just how many people call this guy stupid on his videos, while they're the stupid ones falling for them actually thinking he's seriously putting them together. Also look at his pathetically obvious "troll" name.

  9. You don't understand, i'm saying he's stupid because he got no life trying to make his troll video popular, before posting that comment i asked him if he was a troll, his response was removing my comment, so yeah..

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  11. You mean a 7'0'' man who can easily carry you around and then throw you away one-handed when he's fed up? 🙂

  12. Yeah, well ghosts don't exist.
    They are man-made things that we are afraid of, therefore, we scare ourselves.

  13. This is not near as funny as TheSecondCityNetwork video published back on May 30, 2012! Imitation is supposed to be the highest form of flattery but Mark Malkoff should have given a shout out to the actors in "Best Way to Quit Smoking" which is definitely where they got their idea.

  14. A white man is carried by a black man who is walking everywhere where the white man wants him to go… racist?… anybody?

  15. If Just one person reads this would be a miracle for me
    Im a boy just trying to make it in the gaming industry I play minecraft and will do other games I do my own commentaries w/ friends They've earned me 1700 subs
    Maybe I'm just a dreamer but Im not? the only one Please just give me 1 chance to prove myself to you?

    I know these things are annoying as hell so sorry about that But Ill do anything to get people to watch my commentaries
    Please just click my name or give this comment a thumbs up

  16. except the blank man won't be whipped if he says no… not to mention he agreed to do this SKIT of his own FREE WILL.
    So don't play the race card.

  17. I <3 this! Absolutely love this!
    It's both entertaining as it is ridiculous.
    Even the expression of the father carrying his infant the same way.
    Hope he understands know how uncomfortable it must be for his child.
    If you want to babywear/carry, then please, do it properly 🙂
    (which means: in an ergonomic safe babycarrier or wrap, belly to belly)

  18. So hilarious! Mark Malkoff, I Love these hilarious videos! LOVE HOW YOU BEAT THE BUS WITH YOUR BIG TIRE RACING! LOL. your are so funny! I really enjoyed your videos! it made me laugh! XD

  19. Hi, my gratitude for this great clip. By the way, I see several people continue on debating about the Beata Lia Baby Carrier (google find it), but Id like to know what you think. Have you tried it? Ive heard loads of excellent points about it and my friend said that her back doesnt hurt anymore.

  20. Hi, thanks for this helpful video. As an aside, I start seeing so many consumers continue on commenting about the Beata Lia Baby Carrier (its on google), but Id like to know what you think. Have you tried it? Ive heard quite a few outstanding points about it and my close friend is really happy with this ergo carrier.

  21. My friend and I were talking about doing this as we play golf (I'm 5'6'' and he's about 6'5''), where can I find one of these man-sized, baby carriers?

  22. I don't know how any adult could carry another one around like that, you would think his back would be killing him by now

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