(Laughter) Here I come! (Laughter) Ah! Hey! Ah! Now listen here mister. I don’t mean no trouble! Go back to your own console! But sir, I don’t even have my own console. We’re multi-platform now. Knuckles!? It must be Mario! He just… He takes racing too seriously! He takes everything too seriously… You motherfuckers invite non-Nintendo characters onto my track!? Now this is Podracing! (Screams) (More screams) Holy shit! He’s killing all the non-Nintendo racers! What is he? Some kind of racist? (Pedophillic laughter) (Screams) You’re not Nintendo! You’re… you’re Pretend-o! You’re all race-traitors! Yoshi! Ah! Oh my God! Aaaaaaaah! They’re fucking glass in my eyes! Aaaah! Oh my God it hurts! It hurts so bad! (Dumb monkey sounds) 23 years of jumping barrels… 23! 23! Fucking! 23! Fucking! Years! (Happy monkey sounds) (Sad monkey sounds) Oh God! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Luigi! I’m comin’ for yah, nigga! Wait! Mario! Think of our history! So, you like to go fast, huh? Please! Mario! No! What are you doi- Alright! I caught it! Now it’s mine and I can force it to do whatever I want! (Maniacal laughter) Oh! Ooh! Oooh! (Growling) Oh! Mario stop! We’re brothers! I have no brother… Mario! Oh shit! It’s Kratos. Fuck you Kratos! (Growling) You Playstation characters never learn! Suck my mushroom-tip! You fucking son of a bitch! Oh, Hey Mario! Uh! Aaaaah! Nintendo power! (Growling) Nintendo! Nintendo! Nintendo! (Roar) (Laughter) Ooo! (Laughter)
Racist Mario was demonetized because of the thumbnail showing too much skin. So we made a new one with Peach in a burqa to better fit with YouTube's new guidelines. Thanks!
Who else likes kratos for dat🥺
So I looked up “mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox” it popped up but this too… I regret watching this
fuck yoooou KraaaTOS!
1:49 MR.OBAMA GET DOWN
I'm coming for Ya NIGGA.
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sexual abuse,right abuse Sexual content and violent acts
youtube good
2:47 my dad when he see a driver making a mistake for 23 nanoseconds
Ah yes, the peak of my childhood
Racing Apocalypse Is Happening Here Started From Mario
I remember watching this when I was 7….
Yes, 7 …
He looks more like Stalin tho…
No more emperor palpatine? Boooo
Me in a nutshell
Luigi death stare please do
Classic
Me before watching the video on 0:04
A SAWSTIKA IS BOUND TO BE IN HERE
Gotta love the chant at the end. 3:37
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I remember watching this back then
This shit was crazy when I first seen it lmao
Nice video
The part when Mario said go back to your own console
I laught
Anyone in 2019
My childhood is ruined and I still play mario kart wii
0:26 knuckles
im comin for you nigga
how do people find this funny
guys stop complaining don't forget that bullet bill is black
1:46
Come in for you nikka
0:26 He TaKeS eVeRyThInG tO sErIoUsLy
WHAT THE FU-
lmao
when you realize Kratos would make a better BF then mario XD (least till he goes on a blood rage cause of a greek god)
Why did I watch this as a lil kid
Fuc-ka you Kratos!!
2:06 And I thought the Sonic Trailer was bad…
Mario is the vice CEO of racism
Mario: 23 Years Jumping barrels 23 Fucking years🤣🤣😂
brah that pokemon shit ruined my childhood
Yoshi: AHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHH AOHHHHHH
Still Better than sonic movie
Kratos is lucky at the end
This video is shit
Oh shit
Mario will do anything to be the winner
I watched this a long ass time ago and I finally understand everything
Who’s here after Mario kart tour
This is why God is dead
Typical Italian tut
This is the least funny thing I've ever seen and I'm surprised it's STILL being recommended to me
Me when i found my crush on the floor on the Forest 0:57
Sonic doesn't even need a car
Me at 11yo voice: 1:13
Me at 15yo voice: 1:15
Coming for you nigga
Hello
What kind of voice is knuckles supposed to have?
Me: "this isn't bad"
Mario: N-word
Me: "alright this is bad"
i think i threw up in my mouth… i love it
So nobody gonna comment how Mario straight up said motherfucker
succ ur di-
Mario: 23 years of jumping barrels 23! FUCKING YEARS
I’m done😂
YOU MUTHA FUCKAS
I think this is the vid with the most likes I ever saw.
Super Mario race war
ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY CHILDHOOD
That god of war ending gets me everytime… especially when she giggles
That’s fucked up
Poor anakin getting rape by palepatine
THROOOWBACK
Man unzips his pants
Me in 3rd grade: “oh he’s just going to pee on him”
2019 me looking back at it: WHATTHEFUCK
Fucking fuck Mario for killing yoshi
Oh god the detail i never noticed…. In the end, naked peach has bandages around her crotch! Damn Mario….
Fuck a you Cratos
I frickin cackled at the pokemon part.
Me: Looks up something different
YouTube: "HEY wanna see Mario taking racing too seriously?"
This was the first video I watched on yt…
Nostaaaalgiaaaa…
I can not let the fact crash bandicoot is considered an item slide
0:57
"Vader was seduced by the Dark Side…"
THE CREATOR OF THIS SHOW IS A FKING LEGEND
y o u m o t h e r f u c k e r s
2:12 Is anyone else a little scared about what Ash is gonna do to Sonic
Rape
I just lost 50% of my brain cells
Mario is a better platformer game. God of was is a better action game.
What the fouuug peach win 03:36
Noooooooooooooooo not yoshi
111.111 Dislikes… chill guys
2:52
Mario is pissed that crash has now taken over the racing scene
* incoming mario kart fanboy *
Did……did he just day nigger….
Why knuckles head went backwards when sonic and luigi were in front?
jesus christ has left the server
Holy jesus, what is that? What the FUCK is that???
Golden Age
Yass never gets old!
Listen here mussa
It amazes me how YouTube demonitzes a video for making fun of racists to "stop racism." Okay Libtard.
Let’s send this video to Nintendo
Flashgitz why do you need to put burqa on the girl?
Kid Anakin gets burned
Palpatine: *laughs & unzips pants
Oh god I remember this masterpiece, RIP poor toad and Yoshi