Dan Soder – Tucson Hog-Tie – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Dan Soder – Tucson Hog-Tie – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– Don’t get weird. I know it’s weird right now, but I’m not fuckin’ dead. I’m here. I’m telling the story. All right? You can unclench your buttholes. This isn’t– This isn’t ghost comedy.[upbeat music]How you doing, ladies? Can I interest you in a… threesome?Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.”I’m your host, Roy Wood Jr. […]

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Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

The machine, Mr. Bert Kreischer, everybody. Let him hear it. [cheers and applause] I fought a bear one time. [laughs] I know–It sounds as ridiculous to me as it does to you. But I used to have a show calledHurt Bert.It was on FX, and I used to take new men’s dangerous jobs. Every week, […]

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