JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

(fun music) – Hello America, I’m Matt Stool, CEO of Juul, the makers of America’s favorite electronic cigarettes. We have recently come under fire for our advertisements targeting young children and as the face of this company, I just want to tell you, we are so sorry. We would never market to the developing brains […]

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Cyanide & Happiness Compilation – #3

“Seagull” “Flapping bird” -Oh..Ha ha “Squawk” “Flapping bird” Uh?..What the…? Oow? What?!! Uh!! What??!!…uh!! Ah!! Mmh..Alright! Aaaaaaaaaaahh “Tense Music” Aow!!!!! MY FUCKING SANDWICH!!! “Tell My Wife” “Fire Shot” “Heavy Fall” -Hu Kof kof.. -We need a medic!!!! “Sad heroic music” -I’m Hit… -No no no NO Come on!..Come on.. You can’t die Obby!! Don’t you […]

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Experimenting (Literally) in College

Experimenting (Literally) in College

– Oh, my god. This picture of me from college just popped up on my feed. – You’re a widdle baby. – Oh, I wish I could go back to college. It was a crazy time for me. – College is perfect for experimenting and trying new things. – Mm-hmm, new sex stuff. – [GASPS] […]

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Do You Really Need Everything in that Backpack? | CH Shorts

Do You Really Need Everything in that Backpack? | CH Shorts

(electronic music) (screams) – Katie! – Reka, hold on, I’m gonna pull you up. – Katie, I don’t want to die. – If we could only somehow make you a little lighter. Reka, you still have your backpack on. – Yeah I know, I was doing a bunch of errands before I came here. – […]

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Tide CEO: You Gotta Stop Eating Tide Pods | CH Shorts

Tide CEO: You Gotta Stop Eating Tide Pods | CH Shorts

– Hi, America, my name’s David Taylor. I’m the CEO of the company that makes Tide, and it’s corollary product Tide Pods, which is what I wanna talk to you about today. Ya gotta stop eating the Tide Pods, okay? Look, I get it, you guys are young, you’re hip. You don’t want an old […]

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