“My Red Carpet Trauma” – TREVOR NOAH (Pay Back The Funny) 2015

“My Red Carpet Trauma” – TREVOR NOAH (Pay Back The Funny) 2015

Recently, because of my job on the Daily Show I got invited to very prestigious events I’ve started getting invited to very, very fancy functions. Functions I would have never been invited to before. You know, recently I got invited to my Uncle’s wedding. He never knew me before this. And before that I got […]

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Hey, Russia, Keep Your Crab Claws Off Our Internet

Hey, Russia, Keep Your Crab Claws Off Our Internet

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, WE WERE IN A COLD WAR WITH RUSSIA. ANY MOMENT, ANY FALSE MOVE COULD MEAN TOTAL THERMONUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON, THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH TURNED INTO A GLOWIN ARBTRAY, ALL LIFE SNUFFED OUT, IS WHAT I TOLD THE GIRLD WHO WOULDN’T DATE ME. AND YET, THERE WAS NO WARMING OF RELATIONS. […]

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Haschak Sisters – Daddy Says No

Haschak Sisters – Daddy Says No

Daddy Wait why are we out here again because mom said that while she’s away we have to spend quality time with dad ugh I just wanna have some fun Jump in my jeep and enjoy the sun I just wanna, I just wanna get up and go Cause my heart says yes But my […]

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Did you hear the one about the Iranian-American? | Maz Jobrani

Did you hear the one about the Iranian-American? | Maz Jobrani

I was one of the founding members of the Axis of Evil Comedy Tour. The other founding members included Ahmed Ahmed, who is an Egyptian-American, who actually had the idea to go to the Middle East and try it out before we went out as a tour. He went out solo and did it first. […]

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Katy Perry Carpool Karaoke

Katy Perry Carpool Karaoke

>>James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. HONESTLY, THE TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIBLE. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS >>James: WELL, THAT IS A RELIEF. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?>>I’M ON A BUDGET RIGHT NOW.>>James: GREAT, YOU’RE ON THE UBER POOL.>>I’M ON THE UBER POOL.>>James: WOULD IT BE GREAT IF […]

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“Cornerstore Caroline” Falsely Accuses a 9-Year-Old Black Boy of Sexual Assault | The Daily Show

“Cornerstore Caroline” Falsely Accuses a 9-Year-Old Black Boy of Sexual Assault | The Daily Show

Let’s talk about white ladies. There’s a lot of things they love: bottomless mimosas, being on their friends’ boats, and pumpkin spice anything. But this year’s biggest trend for white ladies is calling 911 on black people. It’s a scenario that’s become all too common, where a minor incident results in a white person calling […]

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Doug Smith – Stabbed in the Face – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Doug Smith – Stabbed in the Face – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– She goes “Oh, my God.You have a massive laceration on your face.” And I looked down, and there’s just blood just cascading down my face onto my jacket trickling onto my shoe, and I go, “Is it bad?” She goes, “It appears to be quite severe.”[dark electronic music]– [indistinct shouting] – Huh? Huh? Huh? […]

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Zlatan Ibrahimovic Can Really Do Anything

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Can Really Do Anything

>>James: NOW, ZLATAN YOU ARE ONE OF THE GREATEST FOOTBALL PLAYERS IN THE WORLD, NOMINATED AS MVP OF YOUR LEAGUE, YOU SAID, IT IS SAFE TO SAY YOU ARE A CONFIDENT MAN. WOULD YOU SAY THAT?>>I AM ZLATAN. [ APPLAUSE ] >>James: WELL, WE THOUGHT, WE THOUGHT WE WOULD TEST JUST HOW MULTITALENTED YOU ARE […]

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Back To School Supplies Haul! | Marissa and Brookie

Back To School Supplies Haul! | Marissa and Brookie

– Hey, guys. – I’m Marissa. – I’m Brookie. – And today we’re doing a Back to School Supplies Haul. I’m so excited. – I know, I’ve been wanting to do this one. I’m excited for school, but I’m not. (upbeat music) I’m really excited for school, like maybe clothes, and supplies. – and supplies. […]

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Nick Thune: Good Guy – Legal Weed – Uncensored

Nick Thune: Good Guy – Legal Weed – Uncensored

I wanna be a good guy, and that should be your first clue that I’m a bad guy. Good guys don’t say that. They’re just that. So the fact that I’m striving for something that I’m not, that, you know… is a good sign? It’s a good… It’s a great sign, right? [cheers and applause] […]

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