A Bloody Surprise During Oral Sex – Sex Fails (feat. Kim Congdon)

A Bloody Surprise During Oral Sex – Sex Fails (feat. Kim Congdon)

– Hi, my name is Kim Congdon. This is the time I pussy spiked a guy in the face. I was 17, I had met this guy. He was like the dream guy, tall, blonde hair, captain of the basketball team. The best family, two golden retrievers, white picket fence, good credit. My mom was […]

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Sean Spicer Plays Dirty on Dancing with the Stars | The Daily Show

Sean Spicer Plays Dirty on Dancing with the Stars | The Daily Show

Sean Spicer, former White House press secretary and the human version of a clammy handshake. After he left the White House, he did something no one else did. He decided to dance. It’s official. The new cast of Dancing with the Stars was announced today, and one of the celebrities putting on his dancing shoes […]

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Chris D’Elia – White Male. Black Comic. – Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

Chris D’Elia – White Male. Black Comic. – Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

D’Elia: MAN, BLACK DUDES ARE THE BEST LAUGHERS, HANDS DOWN, FOR REAL, RIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ] THAT’S SO — THAT’S A WHITE DUDE CLAPPING AT THAT. I DON’T KNOW WHY. THAT’S SUPER WEIRD. THAT’S SO WEIRD. THAT’S SO WEIRD THAT A WHITE GUY’S JUST LIKE, “YEAH! I LOVE IT WHEN BLACK DUDES LAUGH!” LIKE, LET […]

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John Mulaney – New In Town – Doing Nothing

John Mulaney – New In Town – Doing Nothing

– Thank you for coming to this show, by the way. I really do appreciate you coming to a thing, because you didn’t have to, and it’s really easy not to go to things. (laughing) It is so much easier not to do things than to do them. That you would do anything is totally […]

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Steve-O Talks Lil Boosie’s Dirty Instagram Live Video Pt. 1

Steve-O Talks Lil Boosie’s Dirty Instagram Live Video Pt. 1

I figured since women can paint their boobs and show them on Instagram, I should be able to paint my dick and do whatever I want. True. So, put together this cyclist suit with fucking … The spandex shirt, the ten speed bike, and the helmet, and we just painted on the shorts. Just straight […]

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At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

For the rest of the day, every decision I have to make, every question life throws at me, I will run it by the Magic 8 Ball and do what it tells me. And in order to keep the rest of the world in the dark about this rather odd practice, I’m gonna keep the […]

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Key & Peele – Shady Landlord

Key & Peele – Shady Landlord

– THAT’S TRUE. [pounding at door] – IT’S YOUR LANDLORD! [pounding continues] – HEY, DEVON. – HEY, HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? HOW YOU DOING? YEAH. JUST, UH, STOPPING BY. JUST WANTED TO CHECK UP ON EVERYTHING. – OKAY. – YEAH–AHA! YOU IN HERE, YOU LITTLE MOTHER[bleep]? NOPE. CLOSET LOOK GOOD. DOOR IS STRONG. SO Y’ALL […]

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David So’s Pissed This Sh*tty Joke Got A Laugh 💩 Crack Me Up | Episode 3

David So’s Pissed This Sh*tty Joke Got A Laugh 💩 Crack Me Up | Episode 3

– [David] I’m David, what’s your name? – Lam. – I (bleep) knew it. – This is Crack Me Up, (emoji laughing) the show where two comedians battle to see who has the best jokes in the school yard. The goal is to make whoever’s in the hot seat laugh the most. The catch is […]

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“Cornerstore Caroline” Falsely Accuses a 9-Year-Old Black Boy of Sexual Assault | The Daily Show

“Cornerstore Caroline” Falsely Accuses a 9-Year-Old Black Boy of Sexual Assault | The Daily Show

Let’s talk about white ladies. There’s a lot of things they love: bottomless mimosas, being on their friends’ boats, and pumpkin spice anything. But this year’s biggest trend for white ladies is calling 911 on black people. It’s a scenario that’s become all too common, where a minor incident results in a white person calling […]

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Will Teresa Topnotch Twerk Her Way To The Top Of This Challenge? | Crack Me Up | Episode 2

Will Teresa Topnotch Twerk Her Way To The Top Of This Challenge?  | Crack Me Up | Episode 2

– [Teresa] Give me a African American queen, please. (laughing) – Okay. – (claps) Give me a queen! (upbeat music) (bell ringing) – [Announcer] This is “Crack Me Up.” The show where two comedians battle to see who has the best jokes in the school yard. The goal is to make whoever is in the […]

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