The Lost Bag Fiasco – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

The Lost Bag Fiasco – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

– I wanted to map my experience as an improviser becoming Trump to the movie Tootsie and just do a tootsie and have me teaching improve, open the same way as Tootsie. You gotta work and you gotta do this and then I can’t job and the I wear the orange wig which is just […]

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Why Do Guys Think It’s a Good Move to Send Gross DMs? – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

Why Do Guys Think It’s a Good Move to Send Gross DMs? – You Up w/ Nikki Glaser

– Puddin’ is such a fun word, and he ruined it. – Yeah, he did. – He’s ruined, kind of, all… – No, the word. – …gelatin-like desserts. – No, just the word. Yeah, all Jell-O? – Yeah. Yeah, all gelat– anything that kinda shakes and doesn’t have a natural form, I just… – Sweaters. […]

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Chris Redd – Trapped in Atlanta – Uncensored

Chris Redd – Trapped in Atlanta – Uncensored

I love Atlanta, man. I was in the airport for five hours ’cause they got two inches of snow and shut the whole city down. That shit was amazing to me, man. People left their cars on the highway. They saw two inches of snow and said, “Fuck this,” and got out of the car. […]

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A Bloody Surprise During Oral Sex – Sex Fails (feat. Kim Congdon)

A Bloody Surprise During Oral Sex – Sex Fails (feat. Kim Congdon)

– Hi, my name is Kim Congdon. This is the time I pussy spiked a guy in the face. I was 17, I had met this guy. He was like the dream guy, tall, blonde hair, captain of the basketball team. The best family, two golden retrievers, white picket fence, good credit. My mom was […]

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Demi Lardner – 2017 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala

Demi Lardner – 2017 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala

(Voice Over) She’s won RAW Comedy and So You Think You’re Funny in Edinburgh Make her feel very welcome It’s Demi Lardner Oh hey, I’m Demi Umm, I don’t know whether you guys can tell by looking at me but I have had a lot of Step-dads. They’ve all been the kind of man that […]

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Sean Spicer Plays Dirty on Dancing with the Stars | The Daily Show

Sean Spicer Plays Dirty on Dancing with the Stars | The Daily Show

Sean Spicer, former White House press secretary and the human version of a clammy handshake. After he left the White House, he did something no one else did. He decided to dance. It’s official. The new cast of Dancing with the Stars was announced today, and one of the celebrities putting on his dancing shoes […]

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Chris D’Elia – White Male. Black Comic. – Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

Chris D’Elia – White Male. Black Comic. – Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

D’Elia: MAN, BLACK DUDES ARE THE BEST LAUGHERS, HANDS DOWN, FOR REAL, RIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ] THAT’S SO — THAT’S A WHITE DUDE CLAPPING AT THAT. I DON’T KNOW WHY. THAT’S SUPER WEIRD. THAT’S SO WEIRD. THAT’S SO WEIRD THAT A WHITE GUY’S JUST LIKE, “YEAH! I LOVE IT WHEN BLACK DUDES LAUGH!” LIKE, LET […]

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John Mulaney – New In Town – Doing Nothing

John Mulaney – New In Town – Doing Nothing

– Thank you for coming to this show, by the way. I really do appreciate you coming to a thing, because you didn’t have to, and it’s really easy not to go to things. (laughing) It is so much easier not to do things than to do them. That you would do anything is totally […]

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Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

The machine, Mr. Bert Kreischer, everybody. Let him hear it. [cheers and applause] I fought a bear one time. [laughs] I know–It sounds as ridiculous to me as it does to you. But I used to have a show calledHurt Bert.It was on FX, and I used to take new men’s dangerous jobs. Every week, […]

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Steve-O Talks Lil Boosie’s Dirty Instagram Live Video Pt. 1

Steve-O Talks Lil Boosie’s Dirty Instagram Live Video Pt. 1

I figured since women can paint their boobs and show them on Instagram, I should be able to paint my dick and do whatever I want. True. So, put together this cyclist suit with fucking … The spandex shirt, the ten speed bike, and the helmet, and we just painted on the shorts. Just straight […]

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