Matt LeBlanc Is Not Afraid To Live on the Wild Side

Matt LeBlanc Is Not Afraid To Live on the Wild Side

>>Stephen: HELLO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! FOLKS, WELCOME BACK. MY FIRST GUEST IS THE GOLDEN GLOBE-WINNING STAR OF “EPISODES,” “TOP GEAR” AND, OF COURSE, “FRIENDS.” AND NOW, HE’S A “MAN WITH A PLAN.”>>HEADPHONES OFF. EVERYBODY LINE UP.>>WHAT?>>LINE UP, ONE, TWO– I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE TO EXPLAIN A LINE TO YOU. WHY DID YOU JUST DUMP […]

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Chris Redd – Trapped in Atlanta – Uncensored

Chris Redd – Trapped in Atlanta – Uncensored

I love Atlanta, man. I was in the airport for five hours ’cause they got two inches of snow and shut the whole city down. That shit was amazing to me, man. People left their cars on the highway. They saw two inches of snow and said, “Fuck this,” and got out of the car. […]

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WHAT’S IN MY ZOMBIE BAG?

WHAT’S IN MY ZOMBIE BAG?

– What up world, it’s me Brizzy, and you probably have seen videos on YouTube that are like, “What’s in my purse? What’s in my bag?” And I was like, “Oh, hmph, that seems fun,” and then I look at my purse and I’m like, “Oh, it’s my phone, and some cards, and maybe some […]

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Chris D’Elia – White Male. Black Comic. – Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

Chris D’Elia – White Male. Black Comic. – Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

D’Elia: MAN, BLACK DUDES ARE THE BEST LAUGHERS, HANDS DOWN, FOR REAL, RIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ] THAT’S SO — THAT’S A WHITE DUDE CLAPPING AT THAT. I DON’T KNOW WHY. THAT’S SUPER WEIRD. THAT’S SO WEIRD. THAT’S SO WEIRD THAT A WHITE GUY’S JUST LIKE, “YEAH! I LOVE IT WHEN BLACK DUDES LAUGH!” LIKE, LET […]

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John Mulaney – New In Town – Doing Nothing

John Mulaney – New In Town – Doing Nothing

– Thank you for coming to this show, by the way. I really do appreciate you coming to a thing, because you didn’t have to, and it’s really easy not to go to things. (laughing) It is so much easier not to do things than to do them. That you would do anything is totally […]

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Jim Breuer – Bombing in Sears – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– So I go, “I have sent six of my Libyan missiles “to blow up the Sears hardware department “in Valley Stream, Long Island. ♪ “Ha-lama-ya-am-aya ♪ Yam-ay-ya-ai-ai-ia-ia” [intense hip-hop music]♪[cheers and applause] – Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.” I’m your host, Ari Shaffir, and today the topic is crime. [cheers and applause] You […]

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Hey, Russia, Keep Your Crab Claws Off Our Internet

Hey, Russia, Keep Your Crab Claws Off Our Internet

WHEN I WAS GROWING UP, WE WERE IN A COLD WAR WITH RUSSIA. ANY MOMENT, ANY FALSE MOVE COULD MEAN TOTAL THERMONUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON, THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH TURNED INTO A GLOWIN ARBTRAY, ALL LIFE SNUFFED OUT, IS WHAT I TOLD THE GIRLD WHO WOULDN’T DATE ME. AND YET, THERE WAS NO WARMING OF RELATIONS. […]

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Katy Perry Carpool Karaoke

Katy Perry Carpool Karaoke

>>James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME GET TO WORK. HONESTLY, THE TRAFFIC HAS BEEN TERRIBLE. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.>>I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS >>James: WELL, THAT IS A RELIEF. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES?>>I’M ON A BUDGET RIGHT NOW.>>James: GREAT, YOU’RE ON THE UBER POOL.>>I’M ON THE UBER POOL.>>James: WOULD IT BE GREAT IF […]

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