Rise of the Dead Teens (Ep. 3) | Fantasy High

Rise of the Dead Teens (Ep. 3) | Fantasy High

(intense music) – You fucking brained this old lady– – With her own ladle! – [Brennan] With her own ladle! – I am sorry! – Don’t trust the faculty. (death rattle) You rip Riz out of there– – [Ally] Hell yeah! – And a slimy piece of parchment falls out of his hand, covered in […]

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Dan Soder – Tucson Hog-Tie – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Dan Soder – Tucson Hog-Tie – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– Don’t get weird. I know it’s weird right now, but I’m not fuckin’ dead. I’m here. I’m telling the story. All right? You can unclench your buttholes. This isn’t– This isn’t ghost comedy.[upbeat music]How you doing, ladies? Can I interest you in a… threesome?Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.”I’m your host, Roy Wood Jr. […]

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Jim Breuer – Bombing in Sears – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– So I go, “I have sent six of my Libyan missiles “to blow up the Sears hardware department “in Valley Stream, Long Island. ♪ “Ha-lama-ya-am-aya ♪ Yam-ay-ya-ai-ai-ia-ia” [intense hip-hop music]♪[cheers and applause] – Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.” I’m your host, Ari Shaffir, and today the topic is crime. [cheers and applause] You […]

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Nick Thune: Good Guy – Legal Weed – Uncensored

Nick Thune: Good Guy – Legal Weed – Uncensored

I wanna be a good guy, and that should be your first clue that I’m a bad guy. Good guys don’t say that. They’re just that. So the fact that I’m striving for something that I’m not, that, you know… is a good sign? It’s a good… It’s a great sign, right? [cheers and applause] […]

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