Oh Boy, Free Crap

Oh Boy, Free Crap

(techno music) – Junk alert. Gootex is giving away a bunch of free crap in there. – Free crap. (joyous music) Wow. – Welcome ma’am would you like a free pen? – Yes I would. – Just remember they’ll probably run out of ink in three days. – That’s okay, it’s free. I’d be a […]

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Sorry, What’d You Say Again?

Sorry, What’d You Say Again?

(upbeat music) – And as you can see, that is how I felt about the ending of the Sopranos. – That was over a decade ago. – I just wanted time to do it right. (slow clap) – (speaks unintelligibly) – What? – (speaks unintelligibly) – Sorry, everyone must be screaming in here. I can’t […]

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What Is the Best Invention That Has Yet to Be Invented?

What Is the Best Invention That Has Yet to Be Invented?

(upbeat music) (violin music) – Aristotle. Descartes. Nietzsche. and now Katie. Marovitch. Me. For centuries, the world’s most brilliant philosophers have pondered the many questions of the universe. Join me, as we continue this quest for knowledge. This is The Rank Room. (dramatic music) Today’s question is What is the best invention that has yet […]

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High as Hell at Homecoming (GAME)

High as Hell at Homecoming (GAME)

(upbeat music) (mysterious techno music) – Have you ever done one of these before? – No. – Bye. – [Ally] Ah, homecoming weekend. How quaint. Except, you’re crazy high. – (coughing) Worth it. – [Ally] Two secret stoners will attempt to hide their high through homecoming weekend without getting caught and expelled. – (laughing) What […]

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