Prada Body Bag – {The Kloons}

Prada Body Bag – {The Kloons}

They say first impressions last a lifetime. But last impressions last an eternity. Timeless beauty. Everlasting elegance. At the intersection of Heaven and Earth, where comfort meets necessity, there is innovation. Fashion that’s to die for.

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Rise of the Dead Teens (Ep. 3) | Fantasy High

Rise of the Dead Teens (Ep. 3) | Fantasy High

(intense music) – You fucking brained this old lady– – With her own ladle! – [Brennan] With her own ladle! – I am sorry! – Don’t trust the faculty. (death rattle) You rip Riz out of there– – [Ally] Hell yeah! – And a slimy piece of parchment falls out of his hand, covered in […]

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The Pixie and the Mosh Pit (Ep. 5) | Fantasy High

The Pixie and the Mosh Pit (Ep. 5) | Fantasy High

– “Johnny, we gotta do it, man. “They’re gonna get away!” – I’d like to rip a sick U-turn. – The car fully fishtails and flips. (tires screeching) – Stand dead center of the highway, trying to like, watching his motorcycle move. (imitating motorcycle crash) – Johnny is over the handlebars, (makes crashing noises) Johnny […]

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JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids

(fun music) – Hello America, I’m Matt Stool, CEO of Juul, the makers of America’s favorite electronic cigarettes. We have recently come under fire for our advertisements targeting young children and as the face of this company, I just want to tell you, we are so sorry. We would never market to the developing brains […]

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Precious Plum for President! | See Plum Run [Full Episode]

Precious Plum for President! | See Plum Run [Full Episode]

(upbeat music) – My name is Plum, I’m six years old, and I’m a beauty queen. My mama drive me around to pageants. – She’s my precious Plum. (country music) (energetic music) – Plum Miller and her mother Blueberry Mama Miller became overnight sensations with their hit reality show Precious Plum. – Mama? – Yeah, […]

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MyNeighborJess and the Death Stranding Prologue

MyNeighborJess and the Death Stranding Prologue

Rated M for Mature Yo, it’s me Jess and I’m Death Stranding. ROLL THE INTO! THEME SONG: MyNeighborJess and he likes to play games! MyNeighborJess, You Saved My Life! I’m really excited about Death Stranding right now for a whole bunch of reasons. Is it because it’s kicking off the very first episode of MyNeighborJess, […]

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A Bloody Surprise During Oral Sex – Sex Fails (feat. Kim Congdon)

A Bloody Surprise During Oral Sex – Sex Fails (feat. Kim Congdon)

– Hi, my name is Kim Congdon. This is the time I pussy spiked a guy in the face. I was 17, I had met this guy. He was like the dream guy, tall, blonde hair, captain of the basketball team. The best family, two golden retrievers, white picket fence, good credit. My mom was […]

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Oh Boy, Free Crap

Oh Boy, Free Crap

(techno music) – Junk alert. Gootex is giving away a bunch of free crap in there. – Free crap. (joyous music) Wow. – Welcome ma’am would you like a free pen? – Yes I would. – Just remember they’ll probably run out of ink in three days. – That’s okay, it’s free. I’d be a […]

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Sorry, What’d You Say Again?

Sorry, What’d You Say Again?

(upbeat music) – And as you can see, that is how I felt about the ending of the Sopranos. – That was over a decade ago. – I just wanted time to do it right. (slow clap) – (speaks unintelligibly) – What? – (speaks unintelligibly) – Sorry, everyone must be screaming in here. I can’t […]

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What Is the Best Invention That Has Yet to Be Invented?

What Is the Best Invention That Has Yet to Be Invented?

(upbeat music) (violin music) – Aristotle. Descartes. Nietzsche. and now Katie. Marovitch. Me. For centuries, the world’s most brilliant philosophers have pondered the many questions of the universe. Join me, as we continue this quest for knowledge. This is The Rank Room. (dramatic music) Today’s question is What is the best invention that has yet […]

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