Chris D’Elia – White Male. Black Comic. – Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

Chris D’Elia – White Male. Black Comic. – Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

D’Elia: MAN, BLACK DUDES ARE THE BEST LAUGHERS, HANDS DOWN, FOR REAL, RIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ] THAT’S SO — THAT’S A WHITE DUDE CLAPPING AT THAT. I DON’T KNOW WHY. THAT’S SUPER WEIRD. THAT’S SO WEIRD. THAT’S SO WEIRD THAT A WHITE GUY’S JUST LIKE, “YEAH! I LOVE IT WHEN BLACK DUDES LAUGH!” LIKE, LET […]

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John Mulaney – New In Town – Doing Nothing

John Mulaney – New In Town – Doing Nothing

– Thank you for coming to this show, by the way. I really do appreciate you coming to a thing, because you didn’t have to, and it’s really easy not to go to things. (laughing) It is so much easier not to do things than to do them. That you would do anything is totally […]

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Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

The machine, Mr. Bert Kreischer, everybody. Let him hear it. [cheers and applause] I fought a bear one time. [laughs] I know–It sounds as ridiculous to me as it does to you. But I used to have a show calledHurt Bert.It was on FX, and I used to take new men’s dangerous jobs. Every week, […]

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At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

For the rest of the day, every decision I have to make, every question life throws at me, I will run it by the Magic 8 Ball and do what it tells me. And in order to keep the rest of the world in the dark about this rather odd practice, I’m gonna keep the […]

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Jim Breuer – Bombing in Sears – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– So I go, “I have sent six of my Libyan missiles “to blow up the Sears hardware department “in Valley Stream, Long Island. ♪ “Ha-lama-ya-am-aya ♪ Yam-ay-ya-ai-ai-ia-ia” [intense hip-hop music]♪[cheers and applause] – Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.” I’m your host, Ari Shaffir, and today the topic is crime. [cheers and applause] You […]

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David So’s Pissed This Sh*tty Joke Got A Laugh 💩 Crack Me Up | Episode 3

David So’s Pissed This Sh*tty Joke Got A Laugh 💩 Crack Me Up | Episode 3

– [David] I’m David, what’s your name? – Lam. – I (bleep) knew it. – This is Crack Me Up, (emoji laughing) the show where two comedians battle to see who has the best jokes in the school yard. The goal is to make whoever’s in the hot seat laugh the most. The catch is […]

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Will Teresa Topnotch Twerk Her Way To The Top Of This Challenge? | Crack Me Up | Episode 2

Will Teresa Topnotch Twerk Her Way To The Top Of This Challenge?  | Crack Me Up | Episode 2

– [Teresa] Give me a African American queen, please. (laughing) – Okay. – (claps) Give me a queen! (upbeat music) (bell ringing) – [Announcer] This is “Crack Me Up.” The show where two comedians battle to see who has the best jokes in the school yard. The goal is to make whoever is in the […]

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Doug Smith – Stabbed in the Face – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Doug Smith – Stabbed in the Face – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– She goes “Oh, my God.You have a massive laceration on your face.” And I looked down, and there’s just blood just cascading down my face onto my jacket trickling onto my shoe, and I go, “Is it bad?” She goes, “It appears to be quite severe.”[dark electronic music]– [indistinct shouting] – Huh? Huh? Huh? […]

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Nick Thune: Good Guy – Legal Weed – Uncensored

Nick Thune: Good Guy – Legal Weed – Uncensored

I wanna be a good guy, and that should be your first clue that I’m a bad guy. Good guys don’t say that. They’re just that. So the fact that I’m striving for something that I’m not, that, you know… is a good sign? It’s a good… It’s a great sign, right? [cheers and applause] […]

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Cortez Wants Parents To Stop Lying To Their Kids 😂 Wild ‘N Out | MTV

Cortez Wants Parents To Stop Lying To Their Kids 😂 Wild ‘N Out | MTV

– This comedian coming to the stage is super funny, ladies and gentlemen. He’s one of the newest cast members on Wild N’ Out. Make some noise, from America’s Got Talent, for Cortez! (upbeat music) – Yeah, how y’all feeling, y’all good? – [Crowd] Yes! – I know that’s right, oh my mom made it! […]

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