Dan Soder – Tucson Hog-Tie – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Dan Soder – Tucson Hog-Tie – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– Don’t get weird. I know it’s weird right now, but I’m not fuckin’ dead. I’m here. I’m telling the story. All right? You can unclench your buttholes. This isn’t– This isn’t ghost comedy.[upbeat music]How you doing, ladies? Can I interest you in a… threesome?Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.”I’m your host, Roy Wood Jr. […]

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Brenda Song and Esther Povitsky Search Lilly’s Backpack

Brenda Song and Esther Povitsky Search Lilly’s Backpack

-Speaking of your show, you do a lot of stand-up comedy. It is hilarious. Hilarious. But at the end of some of your shows, you do this bit where you go through an audience member’s purse. -I do. -Here’s the thing. I hate purses. I can’t do purses. But I do do backpacks. And I […]

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Chris Redd – Trapped in Atlanta – Uncensored

Chris Redd – Trapped in Atlanta – Uncensored

I love Atlanta, man. I was in the airport for five hours ’cause they got two inches of snow and shut the whole city down. That shit was amazing to me, man. People left their cars on the highway. They saw two inches of snow and said, “Fuck this,” and got out of the car. […]

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Chris D’Elia – White Male. Black Comic. – Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

Chris D’Elia – White Male. Black Comic. – Black Dudes Are the Best Laughers

D’Elia: MAN, BLACK DUDES ARE THE BEST LAUGHERS, HANDS DOWN, FOR REAL, RIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ] THAT’S SO — THAT’S A WHITE DUDE CLAPPING AT THAT. I DON’T KNOW WHY. THAT’S SUPER WEIRD. THAT’S SO WEIRD. THAT’S SO WEIRD THAT A WHITE GUY’S JUST LIKE, “YEAH! I LOVE IT WHEN BLACK DUDES LAUGH!” LIKE, LET […]

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John Mulaney – New In Town – Doing Nothing

John Mulaney – New In Town – Doing Nothing

– Thank you for coming to this show, by the way. I really do appreciate you coming to a thing, because you didn’t have to, and it’s really easy not to go to things. (laughing) It is so much easier not to do things than to do them. That you would do anything is totally […]

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Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

Bert Kreischer – Fighting a Bear – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

The machine, Mr. Bert Kreischer, everybody. Let him hear it. [cheers and applause] I fought a bear one time. [laughs] I know–It sounds as ridiculous to me as it does to you. But I used to have a show calledHurt Bert.It was on FX, and I used to take new men’s dangerous jobs. Every week, […]

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At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

At the Mercy of the Magic 8-Ball – Review – Comedy Central

For the rest of the day, every decision I have to make, every question life throws at me, I will run it by the Magic 8 Ball and do what it tells me. And in order to keep the rest of the world in the dark about this rather odd practice, I’m gonna keep the […]

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Jim Breuer – Bombing in Sears – This Is Not Happening – Uncensored

– So I go, “I have sent six of my Libyan missiles “to blow up the Sears hardware department “in Valley Stream, Long Island. ♪ “Ha-lama-ya-am-aya ♪ Yam-ay-ya-ai-ai-ia-ia” [intense hip-hop music]♪[cheers and applause] – Welcome to “This Is Not Happening.” I’m your host, Ari Shaffir, and today the topic is crime. [cheers and applause] You […]

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David So’s Pissed This Sh*tty Joke Got A Laugh 💩 Crack Me Up | Episode 3

David So’s Pissed This Sh*tty Joke Got A Laugh 💩 Crack Me Up | Episode 3

– [David] I’m David, what’s your name? – Lam. – I (bleep) knew it. – This is Crack Me Up, (emoji laughing) the show where two comedians battle to see who has the best jokes in the school yard. The goal is to make whoever’s in the hot seat laugh the most. The catch is […]

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Will Teresa Topnotch Twerk Her Way To The Top Of This Challenge? | Crack Me Up | Episode 2

Will Teresa Topnotch Twerk Her Way To The Top Of This Challenge?  | Crack Me Up | Episode 2

– [Teresa] Give me a African American queen, please. (laughing) – Okay. – (claps) Give me a queen! (upbeat music) (bell ringing) – [Announcer] This is “Crack Me Up.” The show where two comedians battle to see who has the best jokes in the school yard. The goal is to make whoever is in the […]

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