Hasan vs. Desi Fuckboys | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hasan vs. Desi Fuckboys | Deep Cuts | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

“Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like actual shit… or actual shit that tastes like chocolate pudding?” This is from Mike Chue. Is Mike here? What? Dude, what? Who have you asked this question to? You’ve asked friends? Are these your friends? This is your girlfriend? Did he ever ask you that question? […]

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Star Wars’ Baby Yoda vs. Porg: Daisy Ridley Declares Which Is Cutest

Star Wars’ Baby Yoda vs. Porg: Daisy Ridley Declares Which Is Cutest

-This is a big deal. I mean, this is the final “Star Wars.” -Yeah. -It’s a big deal. -It is a big deal. -And how long have you been part of this? Five years? -Five years. -Do you remember first getting this? And, like, were you allowed to tell your friends that you got the […]

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Brenda Song and Esther Povitsky Search Lilly’s Backpack

Brenda Song and Esther Povitsky Search Lilly’s Backpack

-Speaking of your show, you do a lot of stand-up comedy. It is hilarious. Hilarious. But at the end of some of your shows, you do this bit where you go through an audience member’s purse. -I do. -Here’s the thing. I hate purses. I can’t do purses. But I do do backpacks. And I […]

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Best of the Meyers Family on Late Night with Seth Meyers

Best of the Meyers Family on Late Night with Seth Meyers

-Seth, Josh, we have something we’d like to apologize to you two about. -Okay. -Both myself and your mother are currently on Ecstasy. [ Laughter and applause ] -Well, technically, your father’s on moon rocks, and I just dropped a little bit of acid. -Okay. [ Laughter and applause ] You guys are high right […]

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Thank You Notes: The New NHL Season, Envelopes You Have to Lick

Thank You Notes: The New NHL Season, Envelopes You Have to Lick

-Guys, it is the end of the week, and that’s usually when I catch up on some personal stuff. You know, I check my inbox, return some e-mails, and, of course, I send out Thank You Notes. And I was running a bit behind today, so I thought, if you guys wouldn’t mind, I’d just […]

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Max & Ruby: Max & Ruby’s Train Trip / Go To Sleep, Max / Conductor Max – Ep.73

Max & Ruby: Max & Ruby’s Train Trip / Go To Sleep, Max / Conductor Max – Ep.73

[♪] ♪ Max and Ruby ♪ ♪ Ruby and Max ♪ [♪] ♪ Max and Ruby ♪ ♪ Ruby and Max ♪ [♪]Max and Ruby…Ruby and her little brother, Max…[♪] [kids shouting] Max and Ruby! [laughter] GRANDMA: Well, here we are. East Bunnyhop Train Station! RUBY: Wow! It’s beautiful! I don’t think you’re the only […]

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Good vs. Bad Sexy Halloween Costumes

Good vs. Bad Sexy Halloween Costumes

-Now, I’m obsessed with Halloween. I think it’s because I have a deep love for themed parties where costumes are a requirement. And Halloween is basically the Super Bowl of costume parties. Now, I know what you’re thinking — “Lilly is a feminist, so she’s probably gonna go on a rant about how sexy costumes […]

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Franklin – Franklin’s Canoe Trip / Franklin’s Interview – Ep. 63

Franklin – Franklin’s Canoe Trip / Franklin’s Interview – Ep. 63

♪ ♪ Hey it’s Franklin ♪ ♪ Coming over to play ♪ ♪ Growing a little ♪ ♪ Every day ♪ ♪ Here he comes with all his friends ♪ ♪ They’ve got stories got time to spend with you ♪ ♪ Hey it’s Franklin ♪ ♪ Coming to your house ♪ ♪ Hey it’s […]

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