UwU Cast – Black Friday 2019

UwU Cast – Black Friday 2019


Hello Lulu Caston? today is a special one. We do this every year. It’s the day of all you’re deathly shopping Black Friday Wow What is true though? I just sit back for that one Come on, it was good babies. I didn’t know if you’re gonna fuck it up or not No, I didn’t fuck it up See also taste Thanksgiving today’s things Well today is Thanksgiving, but this is probably gonna release on Black Friday knowing your internet Wow When let me tell you something brother my team has been doing a little bit better. Okay, I Know yeah direct. Yeah direct had access to the fucking board So hopefully no I’m closer to it We’ve been looking at on fuck it Black Friday asshole little black Which which ones are we gonna be? Talking about put my tongue Of course the not exists a Gamestop one because there’s literally no fucking actually legit fire Legitimate sales at Gamestop. That doesn’t exist Oh your your your point up to meme? Okay? You don’t sell money. You don’t you don’t sell money a game stop You don’t see what do you get, you know so money a game stop? Yes. You don’t sell money in games though. I Guess no one should go to gamestop then Jeez Don’t have a big huge boner for games table we find it Listen, and I already know and it was Lily last year is because I had to plug my head up into the bork okay, don’t even last year It was no wasn’t those two whole fucking Thanksgivings ago Oh Everything feels like last year. I bet it does Right down for me buddy. I’ll tell you if it’s a good deal or not Apparently the one terabyte Ps4 apparently with three game bundle is 200-300 you can compare like Game Stop No, I’m just looking at Blackfriars column in general. Oh, is this from Gamestop? Yeah Yeah game stuff does not start with a bullet ps4 bundle starts with a switch bundle Well, I know this which bundle does exist, but I’m I literally along Black Friday calm I just went to Black Friday categories like all muscles and gaming no No, you go to the ad and you go to the game. Stop one. Oh my god Well, I don’t want to click scale ends. Oh my god They’re already having technical difficulties, there’s not even technical difficulty fine It’s yeah, you get a switch and what you gonna give with it? No you get Mario Cart It’s the same fucking one. The only thing you get is $25 Coupon it’s probably the only good Deal you’re gonna give her switch pieces. They’re not in marking down the switches this season Yeah So if you want to sit in the lion with all the motherfuckers trying to sell shit Go get to your switch for a game stuff. I mean I Already got one 2017 so business Hey, you gotta fucking uh, you got the same generation model as I do we had the worst one Okay, it’s fine I saw I saw a guy in a reddit he he froze his up Because he was running his game in the background And not charging his shit So yeah And so he’s wondering why Why did why do my stuff not work? and I literally told him on the December like run your fucking battery out and close your game off next time and he said it works So I’m a savior to the masses two switches See is lit What’s what’s run through these door Busters just say yeah, I’ll say yea or nay All right Well 76. No God. No, no No, you don’t smell shit and them for $5.00 Jesus Christ I felt I feel skin Division 2 and CEA mar warfare is a big fat. No ski Borderlands 3 for 30 bucks ain’t half bad Yeah It’s almost like you just wait til Black Friday to get shit you don’t ever get your day 1 it’s so fucking dumb. I Mean unless you want certain shit. They want to be in all this Kind of the switch games of yawns nothing sale. Yeah, no shit. No they are You’d have to go over to the Nintendo said I think there are gonna shit down to 40 bucks for some of their stuff Mortal Kombat 20 bucks. That’s Mortal Kombat. Yeah, third full body. Let’s go Yo, okay, I beat the earth I Thought ooh, I saw that there’s actually a fucking fighting game community for that. I Was actually watching a tournament on Twitter a Catherine tournament What yes it’s actually people go to 1v1 in it, oh You never heard of this no really Wow, yeah, it was actually quite fascinating to watch It’s got a small ass community it’s so fucking small They had to fight and tell each other to go online just to get online games. It’s a small list Like no one plays Catherine competitively suffer like a small niche of Japanese guys And that actually some of the best Japanese players came all the way from Japan to America just to play it Wow They were the playing Catherine So I’d had to fucking I’d have to get you a video of that but it’s actually kind of fascinating the watch Bio to get one free on pop vinyls if you want that you a hundred dollars for the fat boy Xbox one that’s a big deal. I mean I Mean if you want a blu-ray player and you casually play some games, that’s a really good deal for that Twenty five gift card, that’s just it’s bullshit. I’m sorry Two hundred bucks for this, uh slim ps4 is really good with last of us horizon got a war and that’s a really good deal Yeah, here’s worth five thirty bucks I mean I mean, it’s not free you still gonna have to pay something for it or get lucky you Know I was meaning to tell you go fucking fish for some game passcodes from people on discord if they have them Go you go fish go fishing those on the servers you like so much Ww2 K 2027 the games coop Yeah, your favorite game we talking about I do want to play it Red Dead – I really don’t play it legitimately just for the means Absolutely Dave’s gone twenty bucks. That’s not bad in medieval twenty bucks. Not bad judgment thirty and that the game the mood Buddha poop was Talk about a judgment. It’s just like it’s just is the opposite color You sure Catherine dogs, that should be 15 Ninokuni one should be fifteen thirty Secure oh the shadows died twice a name that no one can get right here in the states So, there you go, I actually want to play that game Duncan why Shadow levain. That’s another Dark Souls game. That’s 40 bucks. That should be twenty cool game I want to play it 25 min GTA is still scratching by at 15 bucks surprised That rage water h 2 h 2 h 2 was not that great Yeah, I know first one wasn’t that great either. So it makes it was okay. I Was singing like it was clean Mad Max, but it was futuristic. I was like, yeah Yeah Crash Team kart racing is that what it’s called? That’s 25, not bad racing Crash Team Racing, whatever I Mean first which again? It’s actually pretty good the greatest switch game of all time breath waters at 40 bucks. I Mean the greatest switch game of all time one of the best Black ops 427 it’s actually good called duty game. I’d say that’s worth it. He’s accidentally spent a hundred on that game. Let’s not talk about that Spider-man is twenty bucks. That’s a good deal. That’s a good deal Spyro 25 sure, that’s a pretty good deal. This is pretty good Team arts is 20 bucks If you really looking apart that’s actually good show horses twenty bucks Would actually like your animal fighters. That’s a good deal We totally gypped ourselves on these game question mark resin eel. Two for twenty bucks is a steal. Oh, yeah That’s a legit steal. That’s really a game I don’t care about the other ones. Well, uh The recent expansion for eso 30 watts. I didn’t I didn’t even know what that is That’s the most recent expansion is disgusting. Oh Let me for 30 bucks. It’s actually pretty good-looking a lot. I guess if you’re into massively online, I am about 14 games No Accessories that no one needs but someone will buy B’s, they’re stupid because they are crack Sure psvr is too more yet or PCP Sure, what happened situation in my story? What psvr? No some guy was legitimately on PCP Not bad to use having way more fun of anyone in that story Yes Potentially like being very unfair to the manager like stalking hair and shit. I Mean the story it was a really awkward I mean sometimes when I go into the game sup, I stock the Funko pops and look at him There anything wrong with that There’s just Funko pops. I mean the Funko pops have hearts and souls too, but they don’t they’re not Have you not seen Toy Story? Have you not seen their beady eyes Ju? Have you not seen Toy Story? Have you not seen those beady eyes stare back at you? I know they’re soulless but They can potentially have a soul so I don’t want to hear it Speaking of beady eyes they can put on top of your beady eyes psvr is 250 bucks. Oh, yeah, I Remember someone who went out of his way to pay for that at full price. Yes UFC 310 bucks. That’s a good deal. I Can’t comment on hockey games Reese. I don’t play hockey games dude. Don’t make cry 5 for 20 bucks. That’s a good feel Bad you can in the game house Why aren’t you fucking go download now, we’ll do a stream will play Devil May Cry 5. I need to finish Pokemon Oh, no, that game’s trash. Why don’t you play a good game? If you beat the home? I cry you can fucking uh, Nominate for a game of the year That’s good. Take a long fucking time to be telling me cry 5 that games not that long Flying with the batteries in the controller Recent game Monster Hunter ice-born 40 bucks. I guess that’s a good deal if it comes with the original game It should come with the original game this is Nice for the expansion. You’re sure a Screed I see 13. That’s a good deal. You actually get it better with all the DLCs Remo succeeds 15. I want to play the game, but someone tells me I can’t play that game Madam median, I want to play that game. It’s 15 bucks. So that one is mana median That’s so by the people who made? Until dawn it’s a co-op until dawn. Oh That we gotta play because it’s a kawaki like I’ve been I if that goes online Like down on price on the website and get it digital It’ll be the show I think we have that What on? Ps+ What? And they’ll be the show I only know one person. I mean we need to play laughing. We got to play at some point. Why? Neron amount of twenty bucks That’s a steal. I bought it when it’s full price is so worth it Christ technically for free through a target scam Ish, no skin just exploit Ino, it’s a complete edition 20 bucks – Keena, March 3, so it’s not complete Well, it’s everything else. He’s 19 of Hearts $300 for that or 50 PlayStation hits for 10 bucks laughs of us see a horizon a little bit planet if you’re a little child yay I’m trouble yay Love was really fun. We still need to play bug boy together. I Get a big sneeze for you for that Got a war. Yay persona 5 Yay, that was actually a good game and I can’t wait for royale Battle royale. Yeah, yeah No Turismo 5 I’m gonna get P 5 our day 1 because there’s a lot I guess we’ve specifically documented our bet but we’ve dissolved that we resented it because hypocritical Right, no because I felt for the fact that I think I was convinced that it wasn’t gonna get the bullet and ignore the fact That you’re a hypocritical Xbox Live Gold Cards for 15 bucks. That’s actually pretty good 200 bucks for the a nice white xbox one with Star Wars 2 Jedi Order. That’s a really good deal I heard I saw awesome Jedi water gameplay. It looked pretty decent of the game actually It’s uncharted It’s Star Wars uncharted Basically, but if you ramp it up to the highest difficulty old Stark souls, dude The temptation is now rising. Why did you attempt to make You literally tempting me with a good time you don’t tempt somebody with a good time sure I like Dark Souls I Was playing the game on the easiest difficulty and they’re smashing and so yeah, I’m gonna play now the hardest difficulty play Dark Souls Fall for game of the year twenty see ya thieves 25 Borderlands 15 Borderlands 115 Wolf send co-op game 20 bucks. That’s a good deal and See if these is okay If 25 is kind of worth in water last collection for 15 is actually pretty good where lands the remake isn’t really worth it anymore because It’s been alpha way too long and weighs driven really people you’re only pulling it with Sure, it’s so dated. It’s so dated at this point. There’s no point playing it Sure, Just Cause two are for 20 bucks. I like that game, but it had really bad bugs Well, there’s anybody other Just Cause just like any other Jones calls game. So I mean it was mission breaking. I Mean again, you’re not missing out much because it’s that getting games like that are Fucking atrocious books speaking of really great games Fortnight Fright Night, you know, yeah You’re not saving anything. Well, you saved $10 for buying two cosmetic packs. That’s gonna cost you 60 bucks So it’s $50 for skins Do not go in you can get a nerf gun set for 80 bucks Totally get that. No Armor for $15 that’s like complete steel. I mean maybe if they normally go like These do they normally go for like 30 or more. I’m not sure Who says safe ten dogs, so tempting to go to my Game Stop and find a bogey bomb to send to you I’m not dancing You’re gonna have to literally be the longest Boogie bump throw I’ll ever do to you Yes, and I’ll hit you with it. I Would prefer the UPS man, the throw the box at you and you start dancing you do the dance Doo-doo-doo-doo right And then I shoot myself After we end my misery you’re zooming. Make sure you get up to 27. Not many higher below I Mean it was I can’t wait three years to do it though. We got to know I can it’s you have to Oh Inc, NBA 2k 20 70 bucks. Absolutely fabulous sound look 70 bucks. I mean if you want some somebody literally steal your wallet still If you want your wallet stolen, yes. Yes. No, it’s not worth it all I’ll buy it I know Corey’s gonna be hiding out in line For this ad you can get overwatch for in the console and then you get a free mask He’s gonna get that tracer mask. Yes, he’s gonna walk out with the tracer mask on while holding the fucking fort night dance And then he’s gonna shoot and then he’s gonna have a co figure in his hand – He’s gonna contemplate why he’s what has he done. I Don’t want to live on this planet anymore That’s more their read una a Charmander and Snorlax for $40 that’s Such a hey there They’re probably jet size They’re 24 inches. Yeah, they’re pretty big The I can cuddle with them in token the Pokemon quest figurines Interesting. Are you gonna get them? Yeah, totally. I knew it All that I told you that was over prices about 20 bucks That’s actually tempting to get. Let’s see if I can get a cheap mom on Amazon on Cyber Monday Pika pika toy. I know you’re gonna want to get that no good The only thing I’m gonna want us to poke the ball because I get a free Mew. Oh Yeah Well, you play that with the polka my go Yes, and I can also play pokemon games too decent deal Yep Scan scan scan. Ooh, what’s your 3 for 50 bucks? Probably the worst deal their game of the year. Yeah, you can get that shit for 15 for those systems Yeah, sure. It’s a bad deal That’s it pretty much You need the Yakuza games for 15? The Shenmue 1 and 2 for 15 bucks. That’s a steal Yeah, totally Pursuing a 3 in persona 5 the dance games are $20 apiece red ball Let me see That’s about it That’s about it. The Nickelodeon racers game twenty bucks They have final fancy tendon intend to for the switch Jesus. How much is that? twenty five Safer zodiac II age, which I got for like over price key 2020 maybe fifteen dollars when it came out Does it drop the twenty five and then I got it on sale? There I got it for cheaper because it discounts Shenmue 3 is forty bucks. I need to get that game Let me see, how about you bullshit. Alright, I will look at one more ad and and they won’t All right, which one you want to look at? And we’d be done with Black Friday’s I mean listen, like you want to look at it Cabela’s I guess It’s a toss-up between Walmart Best Buy and Target Which one Best Buy I Mean TV TV TV Buy. Yeah TV boys. They’re all TVs Yo, let’s get new TVs and we’ll need a super ultra 4k We the see every pore in your body, bro Wow Yeah, you know what? I actually think bigger TVs are bad for your eyes. Oh, I’m sure they are Okay, not for the reason you would think The reason why I think they’re bad for you guys is because you’re rapid eye movement it’s going so much around Straining your eyeballs pretty hard You know what? Fuck it. Let’s look at cabela’s. Oh my god run me through the Cabela’s ad I Think we’ve looked at so much fun gaming shit. We need to be looking at some real shit, so This apparently Ted buy 42 more text back binoculars are $129 Apparently they’re like super cutting-edge. Thank God today Hell, yeah, you can hunt your deer night vision goggles, dude Basically, and then no hunting like Lisa’s. Here’s the deal. No hunting license. You just hunt the fucking people. They’re trying to arrest you Fucking yeah, I got stay warm while hunting my dear did kidding me, you know, I say a word Also you be patrolling in this little 400 bucks live the dream Just imagine if I rolled up on you with my fleece and my binoculars in that little mini cheap and Just pop the cap into you with my fucking rifle Leave it out. Gotcha, motherfucker I Wish if anyone was into hunting but they ever come across this would be cringing so hard Yeah But fuck it give a shit. I mean for 200 You’re just if you want it all for $200 a rifle I’ll just try to figure out what Allah takes. I don’t think it clearly tells of bold action It says for calibers Saying I don’t think it comes with bullets does it come with bullets Would Emily get ammo if you go down a low prices I? Would assume it’s a rifle ammo. All right There’s different millimeters for him Oh, I get that so wouldn’t be just how do you zoom? If you roll to put the pointy t30 will not be the only thing but Sure so The person who’s gonna be selling you this fucking a deer hunting machine, right? Yeah, it’s gonna tell you what you’re gonna be putting in there the hunt the fucking deer while you’re growing up in your little mini Jeep okay, and your fleas your fucking loose with your binoculars at nighttime you Live in the goddamn dream We’re setting someone up to be the ultimate hunter this season Yep your ammunition Get that for fifty dollars in 100 bucks. Yeah, the shotgun shells 100 bucks per case Yeah, that’s probably because like it’s probably more Otherwise You know I’ve got more jackets, which run me through this this other this third ad Which jacket the three-year the heavy warm durable $40 jacket Okay You can only get these in six hours Apparently it’s only it’s all six hours sales. So basically right after it opens to six hours later Which is in to which is interesting to me like look at that, uh, though GPS thing you can install that four hundred GPS and you’re here a Little mini Jeep. Oh That’s a very detailed GPS though, I mean it costs more than a little mini Jeep Dude, it cost more than fucking hit this shit on the woods cost more than your ammo, which is understandable It costs way more than a sniper rifle – yeah, I know So better be fucking good. I mean people have fucking phones now do they really need that? People usually don’t bring their phones No, I guarantee they do they have to not every way I mean if you’re fucking brockless, or maybe not That’s $100 jacket, I guess that’s decent for your hunting needs got a backpack That’s a camera For those aback, but that’s a camera this hundred fifty dollar camera So once you make here your illustrious skills in your little mini as a SUV Jeep You can videotape them and you share them on the internet for everyone. Oh So you can really have a good time right and then just have a good Right, so now we’re gonna be speaking towards those uh, really old white men who in their nice houses We’re gonna be selling them some barbeque pits You get the smoker ribs Bobby Flay it up right outside live the dream dude. Mm-hmm the first one is some are Fucking 50 dollars. Oh, yeah barbecue Very expensive let’s just say that what’s this a Wife fest, you’re gonna fuckin need that life vest for your little fucking Jeep if you fucking hit a puddle, right? What is $60 $60 life vests you’re gonna need that if you hit the puddle with the fucking Jeep You know, so that’s all you have to get that that’s non-negotiable Here here we go we got another $100 GPS for our little mini Jeep thousand dollar without ya thousand which originally retailed for $1,700. Yeah, he’ll fuckin yeah Live in the dream Make sure you get your outdoor essentials combo cut For ten bucks because that’s probably gonna be the most useful thing you have out there Yeah Get you so here’s the deal You’re you’re done for the hunting, right? In the night and you got to come home to your log cabin, right? So guess what you got to do Well, you got a dress up and style in your camo know your flan Your flannel jacket and your flannel pants Right You gotta look real good Why not? Absolutely. Oh, I see some nice forest diversity in our Game Stop ads. That’s really nice What may go down you got some diversity you mean your Dark go ads on the page six of America Bowl ads. Oh the two kids and two ladies Who the fuck is gonna buy a hoodie, this is Cabela’s on it our Bass Pro Shop Especially if you’re a lady or toddler I know The old man is gonna buy for the family He must be so discont like disconnected from reality That he’s like, fuck what what am I gonna get the family for Christmas? Oh, I’m gonna go to Cabela’s Hill. Yeah I’ve been a completely interrupt you right now about the devil at the game off your yes, okay We got more clothes Get a poncho blackett, huh? I call it a black it a blanket For ten bucks. That’s a good deal If you don’t punch a blanket look like a fucking uh an Indian with your fucking spear out, honey Let’s fucking live the dream There’s they’re selling toilet Fucking a toilet paper assault rifle. Are you seeing this? Will what they’re selling a toilet paper assault rifle well nine Check that out for $15 you can TP houses and style Nani the hood It’s called a toilet paper blaster skin shots spit ball gun, I Could just imagine the trouble kids are gonna get even adults with some stupid like that What the fuck man? That’s awesome. I want that. I don’t know why but I want it I’ve never in the fishing we were okay. Okay this harpoon guns Assault gun with a sock on Dino assault guns I’ve ever heard of assault gun. Well page 11 Let’s salt just saw a gun looks like a harpoon gun No, it’s 40 bucks, yeah, I’ve never heard of the shoot salt at people make them salty Okay, we’re a delicate boss we’ve peaked I could bellows You want to pick one more fucking goofy add Sure, but I also need to like log into your Okay, we’re done with fucking Black Friday articles we’ll be back right after this And we’re black. I’m going to edit that. So everyone knows that’s what we came into Post-production, bitch Fuck you gotcha. Yeah. I got pretty damn hard. Look at me. Oh So are you ready to do our normal? norman topics for me Absolutely We did our little Black Friday skit so we did so apparently Starting off with the glorious platform that we use for this godforsaken podcast YouTube while earning Visitors but updated turns or yeah They’re updated Terms of Service That’s basically the whole kid shit, right that was referring So the whole bullshit that we the deal with like the last two weeks It took me like five minutes Bobby we were dealing at the ship for two weeks though, cuz like what do you mean? Because he kept annoying us with it. Always still annoying me with it. Oh, really? Yeah Poor guy originally only popped up on the podcast show before any of our other channels in Torez, that’s actually very interesting I think it’s me. The only one that we technically have a little bit of traction on Boys some more so than other ones. We don’t have any traction this one you have a small traction What five people that watch every episode? Our watch times up that’s good. I think that’s what matters Yeah I Mean if you if you were to look at an ethics thing, right I I did for her They didn’t show anyone the numbers to anyone should Yeah, I just gave you like in-depth stats and you stuff and just chose Now by Netflix primarily What they They nested they see watch time and one night No, but the watch time is decent under stuff so something’s listening to us Fuckin automated bot probably but you know, we’re obviously entertaining it Entertaining What is what is that? You’d be surprised Maybe surprised we’re probably way better than the average normal podcast out there maybe we’re just underground Kingz of podcasting maybe just maybe I Think it’s the kid stuff you guys a bad. What do you think? I Mean it’s been long for a while. Yeah Oh, no, I get that My surprise about all this is this like I thought it was kind of obvious that a lot more stuff would have been catered between I guess normal YouTube versus YouTube kids because Like I’m for seeing the whole platform burn and everyone on it That’s just me I want I want to see people who admit like doing and being on here me and I’d like It’s gonna be nice see and Stephen Colbert fucking having to say oh my shits not kid-friendly nummies. It’s not Yes If it’s mucking the platform biased I mean, okay You’re I’m telling is it’s good. It’s already platform by you. You know that. I know that we all know that come on But I want to see those type of channels burn They’re not easy, but it’s it’s law. They’re point-blank telling you it’s a law Okay, so if you this takes away fucking ad revenue from those fucking corporations and shit, I’m for it. Oh Yeah, totally III totally agree with Like this doesn’t hurt anyone like us yeah, we don’t even make any money off this like Everyone on youtubes not making anything. Anyway anymore. Let me keep star doesn’t make anything and he cries about it so Yeah people in here do it for the love of doing it So why why are we still here? Peace we love each other Friends are for no fucking do it really enjoy doing it As there’s not much to it I you know, it’s it’s a good topic for bigger channels to talk about and them to freak out about and get views and clicks Yeah, it’s not too much to worry about to be honest. Because if the TV industry has had to go through it YouTube’s practically TV now Yeah, I mean I literally oh one quick we could practically stream ourselves in any living room in the United States in the world Yeah also, like I I’ve seen the kids all the time with phones and I hands with YouTube on So like That should sit like that sickens me on the Holy level though Because that’s just to pacify the child all the parents are shopping I Mean, hey, man, if those parents don’t mind their kids watching spider-man else’s videos without the sex. I Never look at the phone when I’m outside Unless if I had to call To find someone in this store. I mean I just put on music and that’s a I’ll usually look at my phone unless I’m getting a call. It was how we do. I wouldn’t look at it and said those Like I’m not glued to it like a child is oh, yeah neither I’m not glued to it either In this situation where like I am I Know what honestly I prefer the kids to be on the phone and said the stores because they’re preoccupied that starting shit. I Mean that is true And then their parents are yelling at them the whole time I mean Would you rather go back to that we’re fucking Parents are just yelling at their kids all time, since I was sore and being annoying just like a fucking baby. I Mean, you know I used to not be an advocate for beating your children, but I’m gonna kind of flipped Fucking hit the kid. Just tell the kid shut fuck up, and he’ll I realize that worked on me Now look at you Fucking just do it I Never really was So I’m kind of But I’m I was a way better kid than the others. I never really acted out that I ever really acted out well I might have randomly try to run away a few times Because I knew shit was long you acted out way worse than ever anything I done know there’s a couple times when I trying to run away I never If anything might try to get fucking rid of me And I kept on running back That does sound like you I remember fucking fifth-grade camp with some misery for me I hated it So Yeah, I don’t think parents I Weren’t a better generation where the fucking we can let technology just fucking teach the kids to be honest. I Don’t think that’s a good thing though. I Mean if you’re buying the kids to fucking thing in the first place You’re kind of you’re neglected to that scrutiny True because you gave it to them now, they’re gonna do what the fuck they want with it and What was the point of you yari bought it for him? He didn’t choose not to buy it for them, right? True and then then they don’t have that problem It all depends on how you raise a kid I Guarantee you the kids was on the fucking I don’t know. It’s it’s the it’s It’s genetics on how the kids do that. I Know I had a good environment. I Agree that they both Heart take apart Like have a part in it I do agree on that Like it’s it’s easy to say all the kids gonna be fine, but no It takes a couple fucking just that meeting process and the fucking chromosomes and shit bullcrap Right you laugh But that’s what actually dies like I think it’s like hitting a fucking generator like a slot machine and going through and it’s gonna fucking roll some stat out and it’s gonna Throw it into the kid. That’s basically genetics in a nutshell though Like you don’t know what the fuck you’re gonna get You can get a kid that’s gonna essentially be on the phone and then you tell it get off the phone It’s gonna throw a fit at you that could happen or you’re gonna get a kid that you give the phone It’s gonna say hey get off the phone. It’s gonna be you finally. Okay, I’ll put away right? It’s your you just don’t know Right. I Guess I just like Isis like also the parents could be a problem, too So you get a role for the parents and how they’re gonna fuckin act. Oh My god and everything in life is a fucking D&D game. It’s it’s a little bit so You don’t know what fuckin type of environment you’re gonna be in So you’re gonna act accordingly knowing what type of mood you’re gonna be in act accordingly, right? It’s how it is I’m telling you, you know, everything life is a god Andy Jill. I’m talking about like environments and shit like What type of situation you’re in I get that a new temperament of everything in that environment So I get that You still act like everything in lanes of lucky the indeedy point I’m seeing a slot machine Well, I mean You said rolling for stats and shit like it’s I’m not sure Dean That that was a rollin for stats was inside than one process, but then you hit the slot machine Right Sure Go on I Just think you’re looking into it waiting lunch, I think you’re going to way too much night At this point I almost wish I thought To just justify your point, but it doesn’t work like that Shocked I stood up to one time. I actually lose my mouse Go on what’s her next topic? Oh Oh, there it is So So apparently a south korean court counts all molly content as the child of ease. I Put this in here you you I don’t know to say if I’m indifferent on this shit or Does it truly matter I? Know the time issue there an underlying issue of people looking at a shit like that and being really into it I also know that there was say a Cute factor to just looking at them and not being really Jerky offi to it or like me the kids. Yeah, so that’s kind of like why I’m indifferent of it like Why runa fur for people that aren’t burly fucking weirdos yeah, I mean, even though the people that be intuitive probably girls Right, but they’re still fucking weirdos out there that like my little pony You only good good and My Little Ponies for kids and fucking girls Yes, so I’m just gonna chalk it up to degeneracy in between fucking men. I Mean I can argue with the degeneracy is rampant. So maybe you should Fucking contain men a little bit better and stop making them I Don’t know when derived someone to that point I Act like it’s just guys Guys, this is generous you Guys Know he’s gonna act out girls TV girls. Give me degenerate too sure. But are they gonna act out to fucking kids? As well a bigger demographic than guys were I Mean you can also use the destiny arguments AAA They’re doing that and not fucking Actual kids. Yeah But in South Korea, they don’t want that shit in there and they have every right to say fuck you Yeah, it’s great to say no Everything we should have every right to say no to it to here I’d be kind of do But even then what country is this necessarily coming out of I Am Not sure Japan All right, I mean I get I guess uh, Yeah, and guess where this shit’s probably really acted about like acted on the most When Japan Are you are you do you have your your big board of the whole world in the fucking build? You know the thumbtacks right in the strings They all when all the lowly shit, right that’s all over the world that are kind of string They all swing back to Japan and all the fucking degeneracy. I Just like how you Did that pretty funny What was the one what would you would you say way back in the day what come on 25 killstreak Oh To nukes weird enough. There you go. I Still like Japan I like this shit, but I mean really a problem there. Uh I guess so I guess there is a girl who? Fucking other Asian markets are saying we’re gonna fucking ban your creepy shit. There’s a problem Now I’m a mice necessarily outing everyone there. No, I’m outing the fucking weirdos Well, there’s a yes you guess who the weirdos really are no the people who are the creators of it No, that’s fair that’s fair that they’re the ones who should look at the caption guy Got a knock for child porn Yeah, it’s the fucking creators that are really fucking into it. I Mean the same thing could be said right – fucking oh fuck You remember um, I remember seeing something like about writers and shit You know how Stephen King kind of writes about like really fucked up shit, like like killers and whatnot Yeah, like it could easily be say he’s projecting that into his books of stuff that he’s thought of doing Yeah, is that too deep for you know What do you think of that It’s not too far off be honest I make sense Like when you creating some like writing some in any media, you’re projecting something that’s personal towards you that’s something you like Anything yeah, that’s what I’m getting at. Yeah Well, keep it open in and like that what’s the next topic Alrighty so twist streamer sentence after insulting Really? This is backing. Oh, oh those guys finally sentence. Yeah So He was 14 months community service what else he got off kind of good? But it’s a different government there than here Yeah, apparently those two were not the best to each other so So I was a pretty so I was pretty back and forth thing I’m pretty sure It says that they’re separated he lost his job and whatnot. I don’t think he’s ever been on twitch again because it’s kind of uh, You know what? I think if he came back to the twitch, I think he would have people that would fuck with him But it’d be a very toxic crowd people, right? Mm-hmm Maybe someone like you kind of liking this shit Yeah, I’m gonna go watch him sure when I stay up in the wee hours of the fucking morning and watch this Aussies true So, there you go so I can make jokes in this chat about him beating his ex And You know, it would be too right? Yeah, it would be the entire chat Which is the best part to be honest the coach I would be spamming why beater Oh fucking time Hey like with a kappa wife beater kappa It’s like dudes, come on me I could be any service tomorrow. Leave me alone Dude he could be he could be fucking live streaming his shit Communities and have ever bie calling them fucking a wife-beater the whole time and making Bank. Oh Yeah, there’s opportunities for some people out there. I’ll say that Imagine the Texas speech blasting sheriff Well picking up trash yeah I Think I think we’ll have again sure. I think when we even necessarily first talked about this that We said both of them were in the wrong, right? Yes how they were acting Yes So, there you go Gender neutral controllers. Finally you can have a controller for your nice small hands Next to doubt Hold X to fuckin Continue or something I’ll go The idea of the controller being genderized a piece of fucking plastic with a circuit board in it Sounds like the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard of they need to fucking get their shit together Um, I Think custom made controllers of sizes could work Their rear I’ll press the door back and they set up control the controller for the ps3 was so fucking small FERS hands Well, no, okay, something like that a custom-made controller I’m talking like custom sizes Like you can not buy a crazy amount, but you can order like a ps3 ps4 controller a little bit bigger Than what it actually is. That’s a custom a control something for Andre the Giant okay Look the idea of custom-made controllers do sound pretty good My cousin this is it’s it’s Google pandering to a certain demographic Like I completely told you how it should have been Sold to people right? But they they want to sell it a different way like I gave you the Don Draper marketing campaign Yeah, this is This is the neatest sarkeesian fucking marketing campaign, right and I was immediately gonna fail I Mean and got picked up by the week. Whatever the fucking week is No, it’s gonna feel like like in the grand scheme of things. It’s gonna fail be stadia. Sorry failed Yes, take a flop super hard. So Stadia is gonna say to get some traction once They come out with a streaming service for everyone But haven’t buying a chromecast and controller right now, it’s not Even the price where it’s not too bad 130 but They just thing come out with any first party games Google first party games not third party games you come out with first party fucking games not just me They came out with one first party game You know, you know what you guess who they sent all these stadiums to who the Destiny community Why I don’t know why But literally every destiny youtuber was a reviewing stadia playing destiny on it This or some other reason just But even then the stadia servers are differ from the PC servers So you would have to play with stadia people only and no one’s playing stadia destiny Other youtubers Like stadia and guess what say via destiny is actually better than fucking consoles What the loading time is superfast on stadia Wow The only thing you like you fucking subtract on it is a little bit of input lag Depending on your connection, but it seems like it’s faster than the PCs Inter does stadia is potentially onto something Believe it like hardware wise Wait for on budget people for people on budget that can fucking not afford stuff, right? Yeah, but they gotta make they’re on they’re on to something but they haven’t found it yet, but they’re under something Like Technological they’re on to something Yes, and that some people don’t want to fucking omit if they’re fucking blindly just kind of throwing sticks and stones at the service Right, but they’re onto something It might not get perfect now, but they’re on to something I get that so That’s just what I’m saying So what I don’t I don’t trust it. I still don’t trust it. I don’t trust Google what they know everything about me. So Yeah But what other company doesn’t know anything everything about you Right, maybe whirlpool doesn’t Oh Whirlpool, what’s a whirlpool whirlpool is a Manufacturer of Like appliances home appliance Really Yeah, use a switch company would not know everything about you hopeful, they wouldn’t know shit about me even whirlpools probably Chinese Think it’s American actually I’ve literally all I find is world pool masters, and it’s a pulling tournament. So you do me Know whirlpools legit fucking appliance ring, dude You really good on the whole Depot or something woke me so hard so I don’t yeah topic No Steam controller, that’s you. So yeah see : Steve controllers going out of five bucks Yeah, where I am Not sure I got want one Wow, I’m kind of want one Well going out at September third, so we gotta order to order with like order like 300 Case you break tools, I’ll order like 200 Be ditzy I heard they were bad I tried I tried it. It’s okay. It’s this not the best idea. I have buddies that have them Cuz the only thing I don’t think it’d be good for me using my hand sweat with that touch bad Way to give you a sweaty tryhard Good, man. I don’t I think my emotion went on it would get fucked up. I wouldn’t be surprised if it did to be honest a 5 bucks as literally a steal for like 60 $60 I kept thought about getting that should have full price at one point when they first came out I was like a doll fuck with PC shit, you know, probably The one person buys everything who angry Joe Who I was referring to but ok, I know that you’re referring to a DSP No RRR DSP its Lilly five bucks. Oh crap because it’s being discontinued I Want to get it for novelty to take it that’s at this point the shipping costs way more How much? 8 bucks. Ah It’s like $15 You can only buy one You legit only can buy one let me see this again really Let me see if I add multiple to the cart Yeah, you can only buy one, okay, well I said literally delays are expected due to high order volume Because everybody’s watering it Ha you actually get me one she gets me one give me a controller I Don’t know I don’t think That’s not bad is it Wireless Has to be Wireless, right I think It seems like a good deal a really good deal that an absolutely good deal So, there you go We already talked about stadia, you know one continue talking about stadia, uh what war about it could be honest People are having really slow connections with it and apparently Their connections weren’t as good as the Google executives and it’s like an oh shit Yeah so There’s not really too much on that. Uh What’s the next one would you go for it? Houses Disney Plus apparently thousands got Hacked that are on sale of hacking forms. It’s really more. So what happens with Disney probably used a Like an area that’s like really far away, well usually I’m just carrying what I heard from mr. Muto, right? And it’s it’s inevitable if you’re a big guy just say it’s inevitable that you’re gonna get hacked, right Well, yes, and obviously yes, the bigger company you are the more like, you know market interface Especially when that’s coming out day one, of course fucking hackers. I mean trying to get people shit yeah, people apparently also there why why would you want to buy a Disney account on the black market I don’t think anyone in the right mind would do that because it’s basically you buy it once that I’ll have access to it They can still get your private service for free. They still pay for it But if you call fucking Disney up say hey, someone hacked in my shit. They’re gonna close the account They’re gonna make you two here’s the password yessir closely count So if you’re someone out there that’s buying shit on the black market you’re dumb and Why you stupid? Is it that fucking tape what why if you’re gonna why don’t you just torrent the dumb fucking shit If you want to watch the Mandalorians so fucking bad just torrent it. Don’t try to fucking steal someone’s goddamn account We’re paying for the stupid shit, right? I’m off we’re fucking fucking over Corporation shit shit. Don’t fuck over the people who are paying for the show Right. No That’s me on that When do you gotta say? Just I don’t see ya it’s just easier to fucking tree-level that’s what I do I just stream everything that I watch if I were to watch something Go easy on yourself don’t there’s no point in literally buying shit He’s not like yeah, it’s not like people are gonna not notice come on he’s gonna fuckin notice Yeah Or they noticed there’s an extra fucking personal there cuz ya the different idea address and Who is this? Who is this Steve person who says Steve Jobs? Steve Jobs looking at my Disney Plus account Yeah, is he wearing a turtleneck or is he naked? Is he naked watching The Lion King or Is he does he have his turtleneck on watching The Little Mermaid with no pants on Alright, alright, let’s go let’s move into Food of the fast variety. So apparently of vegan customers to Burger King including a possible whoppers our contaminant So here’s the deal. Apparently this person is mad because ding dong ding dong the vegan fuckin burgers and the regular burgers are cooked on the same fucking girl in a fast-food joint who would have thought Yeah, who would’ve thought who does fucking thought so, you know what I had to say Dumb on you fucking Burger King because you should have saw this company you’re happening and whatnot and Smart for the fucking person to do it. I Be there’s a like fucking scarves and that would be it’s literally the thinnest mean it was inevitable and happening in the company Okay Still this isn’t like fucking Scott Cohen or the vegan and here shoot your vegan powers away Here’s here’s another problem I have with this why are vegans and vegetarians trying to eat? makeshift meats Why do they want to eat meat type products Okay, say that that assemble cows and shit Why do they want to fucking be a part of that when I wasn’t eating meat? I didn’t want to have anything to do a shit like that with these fucking weirdos or fucking trying have makeshift stuff I think what the fuck are you doing? You’re not a real fucking vegan at that point. I honestly think that With everything in how it is Like it’s all it’s all fucking processed anyway, so why the fuck are you gonna even want to bother I Mean everything’s practically process at this point Yeah, we’re gonna get to a point where we’re gonna have all our foods shipped to us through a fucking little tunnel device You know the one from that’s the Jetsons. Yeah, like we’re gonna have these space tubes and food, so it’s gonna come through it everything Good get on the person obviously the fucking companies were fucking dumb and I Still think the person’s stupid for going there to fucking when they’re vegan hamburger So I guess I think it’s more fitting in the fact that the trend the impossible shooting is a trend right now oh Yeah, all these corporations are looking at their lips. Let’s give These Burger King was so Hard on their advertising on this, right? Like you couldn’t will not see a Burgin commercial. Oh, I can’t believe it’s not me. Oh It’s the vegan hamburger. I just tasted you just like to fuck another hamburger. Right like I couldn’t not stop seeing those commercials So I never saw any commercial for much TV I unfortunately see the same commercials all the time Poor guy What’s next oh That’s the DC Comics is under fire her Deleting Batman poster, it’s Bart. He’s actually got a really high rate of comic post on here Really? I got 51 up votes for I Said it’s sad that the Chinese government is trying to censor the world and it’s even sadder That the American businesses are complying to it Yeah, that’s that’s what I think about that I mean a wholeheartedly agree It is pretty fucking sad Americans are fucking complaining to the goddamn Chinese Generally good, you know a good philosopher once said We do not negotiate with terrorists I Mean and I came from my present George W. Yeah Chinese government essentially fucking terrorists at this point and how they act But you know what we love that Chinese money Yeah, little corporations love that show Even the poster It’s it’s not actually Batman right These famine doesn’t just throw fucking multi. I think it’s like a younger Batman or something like a different generation Batman Actually, no, that’s bad woman Really? That’s Carrie Kelly Halle. You know, that’s Carrie cuz I remember this is for the Dark Knight Thing that’s coming out Okay This is Carrie Kelly being fucking bat woman. I Didn’t know that was an activist No, she just has a mall top in her hand. Yeah, I know. It’s a joke. It’s a joke Joe So that’s not even Batman sad To even remember that so, you know, you know who carry Kelly is yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we watch the whole Even then I think she’s she – she might actually be Batman in the Dark Knight universe now It’s fucking weird. I think she’s bad woman, though Anything else you want to say about the Greek? No, I think my fifty one-vote didn’t post those all I had to say I Just think the Chinese people are not The government I think the people who lived there or fucking they’re rightfully. So for what they’re doing Well, I mean the thing is with that is they’re very complicit with what they pathetic. They can’t be wait. They can’t be They’re fucking trying to rise up. That’s Hong Kong. That’s not China. The song is over rise up and take over all China You’re not gonna do this. They got to This ass this is this is big it has to happen no I get that But they need like some fucking Gandhi over there There’s some fucking Gandhi little like a Chinese Gandhi who’s willing to kick some ass I Guess so, I don’t know I always leave a lot to say do that This this your topic next Yeah apparently um Alexa can come and express emotion. Alright, I Gotta tell you what people are gonna Use again Dale It’s really weird now say it again, what were they gonna do Huh were they gonna tell Alexa to do Well Fucking anything related to if they’re part of the FBI or anything like that. You wanna know what’s actually gonna happen what? Alexa moan to me. Oh my god That’s what’s going to happen Did you know there was a samuel l.jackson Alexa type Amazon thing, yeah Like this the AI is able to mimic voices now It’s gonna be we’re gonna live in a weird-ass teacher I’m just gonna say like right now, Tell me I called it. Listen. I’m calling it Just wait til someone tries to marry Alexa. Yep I can’t wait. You know what’s gonna happen at Japan’s I? Mean that does seem like a likely case out of anywhere else, I think good But you also gotta be like thinking like no. Oh that shouldn’t happen No people were weird People are way too weird. So what Alexa is gonna be able to have some? Some pep in her step. She’s actually gonna sound Like she’s excited to say the bullshit. She’s saying Mm-hmm There you go poreless It’s one step closer. I Robot or fucking Alexa Ah Beat saber Facebook Yes, the Facebook both the people That produce beats a bird. So uh rip content because Beat saber is easy to make from a different publisher. So they’re not necessarily Important I guess that would be just look at rock band and Guitar Hero Yeah Anyone can make the clone of that game. I know so That’s that’s where I’m at on that Leg good for beat Sabre people for Facebook, Chyna Monopolize their fucking content, but guess what someone else is gonna come out and make the same shit and better Yeah, so So yeah these neighbors like the only be our game I would try so I was into the game like the music games but I Still don’t care about VR Yeah Nor do I have a PC that could run something like that? That’d be hours way to do Even warrant touching yet as you another one. I won’t play the Iron Man 1 on the ps4. Oh I play that About it True and maybe what half-life Hey, are you excited for half-life 3 the VR game? You sound very excited alright, we will be back right after this Let’s get right Into the white it’s entertainment So Nintendo is targeting 2020 for the breath level Wow How are you pressing exit out on that one zone I don’t want to doubt it because I wanted to come on back Alright, let’s be realistic here. How hard are you? Pressing X 2 down? Maybe 2021. Yeah would say it’s probably 2021 Close it comes out 2020 is gonna come out like this time 2020 Yeah like November Didn’t didn’t Zelda games haven’t necessarily come out a new release once they come out like in like April Yeah, so that’s why you’re saying play 21. Yeah Which is completely fair, I honestly I agree in something like that. I Just I just know if it does come on next year it’s gonna be um, what that and last of us I Mean I’ll give rent well this is well us was so but like I just I know I just per game the year I Know those two are gonna be being pit against each other pretty hard So Yeah, I wanted to play the game I can’t wait for it I know he awesome You can do what the fuck out of it. I know and I’m at the street day one – what day one god a Panel me princess the way it was supposed to be the last Jedi and on the rise of Skywalker How do you feel about that, I mean it makes sense why they were gonna do that sure What clearly can happen because she’s rip arena No, no, they sell have some footage off of her they have Okay, look, let me hear your predictions for this movie, what do you think is gonna happen They’ve been rewriting the fuck out of it I have no clue They’ve been trying to scramble for a fucking ending for this movie. They Exactly. I think we’re gonna have a review up around the Christmas episode. I think they’ll be attached to that for this movie a preview problem now the review of it Oh Coming out December 20th Okay I’m not exactly sure that All right, let me ask you the one question what’s your reaction, um Louisa Ray’s parents gonna be I Would not be surprised if it was It wasn’t surprised now whether or not that’s been the illusion I now say it again say who he’s gonna be I Wouldn’t be surprised if it was Lou it was probably to be someone else I’m gonna I’m gonna say it’s gonna be she’s gonna be related to Palpatine People are either did people thought originally is Luke now people are think Palpatine. Yeah Which are completely fair assessments III think that either one of them would be for a plot list But my heart says she’s a Kenobi Interesting, this is the array Kenobi That would be interesting I I only say that because they’re fuckin gonna be hyping up obi-wan Kenobi show on Disney Plus Okay No. No, I’ve been thinking spin. She’s a Kenobi for the longest time Now is it? Gonna be through out his entire life kind of a scenario or is it gonna be in between? Movies or what’s the premise ratio? Pretty cool. So after prequel Okay That’s what I’m hearing Slightly interested so you probably see the beginning stages of Vader and whatnot Yeah, I Think it’s their chance to trying to redo the prequels to be better. He’s locking the Mandalorian was the fucking really good So I have some decent hell further their division, yeah, it was a fucking hit it’s good a Couple of us says I have watch of it Fun it feels it feels like a high-budget movie TV show That’s why it’s fucking getting all the praise and should so Well, people are going nuts over, baby Well, it’s related it’s all relates doesn’t matter But still like people think also Papa’s gonna be last movie and That he survived in the shit, you know, yeah obviously did he’s gonna be in this movie and whatnot, right? I Guess so I don’t know I’m not gonna watch him. I had the watch fucking I Don’t have to watch eight in order to understand that ya know You’re gonna force me to watch me god damn it. No, this is a sequel to force awakens Yeah, I get that But still I gotta watch episode 8 We can do that at some point Do I want to do that so we can watch we can watch all of them in preparation for that movie coming out? little white dog IMac weirding walk like one I’m talking about fourth. We’re gonna be watch it We’re gonna rewatch Phantom Menace again, no, no first, we’re gonna watch the with the current ones o to the two Force awakens and last Jedi once a weekend. Are you gonna see I’ve seen a two times. I loved it each time And it wasn’t that good Oh, you know what I didn’t formula the Salinger Train like I wasn’t a part of the nostalgia go I Was like I was a part of they need a new universe and new characters and I think they delivered You sing the sanction when one buddy sudden like he didn’t like it because oh It wasn’t that I think that’s a lot of people’s problem with it. So Even then I didn’t even hate last gen. I I thought less shadow was okay It was better than any of the pretty cool movies suffer the third one Third one was only the good and is probably the best prequel movie But even then that one could probably suck if I rewatched it Yeah, I Phantom Menace fuck it sucked I Really watch that shit Oh Mike the child grooming and that was so bad. I Want to be I wanna be surprised about George Lucas was on the Epstein shed, I Would I don’t know I’m not accusations like that I wouldn’t be surprised I guess I’m a fucking supreme like Jedi Order of those fucking weirdos. I Guess so don’t be surprised. I’m not insane here I Think it’s fucked up for disney copyright in the fucking go to meme so Yeah Copyright me beams not china so That’s that’s their marketing right there, man Don’t make it so much people are fuckin freely advertising that shit and people were fuckin you going to watching it Yeah So That’s a big mistake on them This is this is you buddy. Let’s get into it. Oh boy. Oh boy Look lost one shield Absolutely. I’m not even done the game, you know, technically I’m something game What’s here up to this point review of it hold you Oh Fucking I guess like a six and a half six and a half Because it’s it’s the Pokemon game it’s easy The story’s mediocre. Thank you. I think it’s I Mean I enjoy it for what it is like for dude. I like the aesthetic. I like how I Think that’s the only thing has going for it looks good. I Like how the living I wish to the sword blade transitions as a switch pretty smoothly They did better, but you would have been a lot worse like You know, I imagine things you want no actual ultimate slap in the face This is gonna be if they make an ultimate sword and shield even if I make a third, yeah, they’re probably gonna make I’m not gonna do surprises and make it say like if they come out with this game again next year Wow They don’t give a fuck. I mean, I literally Don’t do it myself if they do they just don’t give a fuck Then they don’t give a fuck This is a good beta test for the switch and they have the same problems. Come next game Wow Ya know if they do this, that’s a big disappointment Wow but even then 2022 Should be the next game Yeah We I don’t think Pokemon people are clamoring for this game every single year, are you clamoring for this game ever seen You’re like an assassin’s Creed a called duty. Uh Arriving to have a Pokemon game a year. No Every two years maybe you think the community they can fucking wait for some like this. Uh, Yes, I’ve seen it myself people wait, they hype up when a new like a new generation is coming But like if it’s a new generation game, yeah, this is a new generation Is So mediocre Well, they’re ever gonna be able to come up with anything cool. It’s done What do they need to do with the generation one was the peak? Because that’s when it was fresh. That’s when it was cool yeah, it was the people no, no Jen to Who came who was in Jen to? Cyndaquil Chikorita Toto no chin one That’s the peak Because it’s originally Pokemon from Jen to we’re actually supposed to be in general Gameboy didn’t have enough space I’m talking about like to animate a shit The anime I don’t care I’m talking about like I’m talking like the fucking the og characters, right? That’s when they peaked Like everything just looks the fucking same now. I Mean again, I ran by so many generic looking mouth. I was like, I don’t want you your generic There’s nothing cool about you right Everything feels recycled like from deviantART a Deep you know, I could do better. I just still feels fucking recycled This games afore You don’t ship a game with fucking corrupting people’s switches saves and whatnot died. Okay. No, I get that This game fucked up on me twice save lies twice Well, you didn’t say that No, because the auto-saving the game was fucking fucked up and you told me to take it off. Yeah, I told you It was not fucking ready it was bugged I get that it’s bug dude. I’m just talking about the game itself I’m not talking about anything Partly, that’s a part of the game. I Get that that’s a huge fucking deal. I’m talking about mainly just like if I were to play the game from start to finish What would be my reading of it? That’s kind of what fuck it before we? Get part of the game is at gyms. That’s it. I asked five six and a half because League that’s That’s too high because gyms are so fucking few and far between You know few and far between literally Well, you only do it for like 20 minutes and you’re done within you’re back to doing the same old fucking horseshit. I Mean unless it takes you several tries to beat one gym. Are you throwing shade at me? Yes shade at you There are bad. She that was one fucking thing Yeah, I’m sorry. I’m not a fucking pokey nerd like you I Completely just dominated every fucking gym. It’s fucking beautiful beer nerd Cuz I know what I’m doing, bro They don’t yeah, I don’t see why me. You know, what? Here’s the deal, right? I saw a tweet of someone saying essentially you can Essentially go in with any build that you want in fucking be able to play this game, right? But you’re so fucking boring that you try just fucking cheese the game. We’re trying to cheese the game You know your cheese in the game. You can run my cheese in the game. Just do what I want to do You just said your cheese in the game. Oh my god Everything is cheese, though, like literally and meat pokemon and cheese of the game I didn’t do what I wanted but they did I didn’t fucking get lucky in a way the starting squirrel ended up being a fucking god if you can fucking Beat the whole game with a wool. Ooh Yeah, you can no I want you to beat it I Have to gets orders unless I make another account but then another link that account to my Bucky I’ll make forgive you mad props for that if you can beat it with a Can I have it can I evolve it what does it help? Yeah, well fucking strip Lulu Shit, I can’t evolve it you can yeah, well there it’s fucking stages. Yeah, you have to Not really Also, you know you tell me you don’t okay? So so so okay. Tell me you need a wheelie and still do it. Okay indeed you to do that done No, no, I rather revolve it. Oh, you just say you can do no in this case No, no because some Pokemon it can be good free of all like the news like Galleon corsola is a good stall tang So you don’t have to evolve it But there’s some Pokemon like wool aware. Yeah, you’re like a coup, but for galilean corsola just as an example using good stall tank So you don’t have to Evolve that Here’s the deal. Here’s the deal with my in my main gripe of this game. I look at it and The game just feels dead inside. Oh No, I feel hollow what you see not not even that it’s everything just feels into dead The Killers field dad it’s just I Would say the the major decline of Pokemon blank how the quality should wait a lot of Cena’s characters off Screen after they had to perform their fucking movie that they’re performing. I say this is the worst fucking shit I’ve ever had to do That’s the pokemon game. I want where they walk off set after filming the shitty fucking Pokemon movie and say wow This is crap How do you feel about that It’s an interesting way of putting it He’s the fucking story isn’t abysmal. Oh, yeah. No, Alaska Zoe was gen-5 But even then that probably wasn’t too great either. No it was good. That was a good fuckin stir probably wasn’t too good It was good You probably just haven’t seen good stories before no that’s not your Pokemon buy a Pokemon stand at least if you were too tall Okay, okay, if you were to do like if you compared all the stories of Pokemon game Gen 5 would have the best Hands down black and white best. Don’t worry Literally it’s about the team the evil team of that game trying to liberate Pokemon is essentially like people They’re essentially the Pokemon version of peanut The Pokemon version of penis what PETA? Oh I heard penis Get your mind out of the fucking gutter motherfucker Of school and you all what goods story is? Oh you oh, you know what a good Pokemon story would be would the fucking if they all died. Oh my god, I Mean death isn’t Fucking they nose comes out of nowhere snaps the whole Pokemon universe eyes existence and just walks off screen and laughs The game world limit I’d rather live well why because I Actually get out of the house explore the world at fucking ten years old Yes, it not be cooped up in my room at 24 You know what I Think you’d have the same problem Really? I’d be hollow inside. I Think that’s so hyper unrealistic Daddy just said it’s it’s almost fucking mother levels of like unrealistic Shh right like earthbound Oh idea what should be its Forgive what you Know honestly the thing about it If you want, here’s the right answer to that, right what monster honor? Well, sir your honor. Yes, I Mean, that would be the most exhilarating one that I can think of all Dabio, that is literally cool pokémon with killing them Literally killing the might of you I Don’t know. I think I just I grew up out that type of shit man. I Like It’s just not my thing I Thought I fucked with it right I gave it. I tried I fucked with it is just not my type I’d rather play fucking Fire Emblem than this shit Look at the fucking when you’re on a bike. You look like a little fucking toddler I come on man Little dumb with this view that’s for sure look like fucking you looked awesome on a bike in other games This game look like dog shit Don’t get me started with penis had hair man What a penis hair man, oh Oh Yeah – and the game that have their haircuts as a sword and shield that’s so bad Nice look like past cheeks I Don’t know I just I grew up out of the strip man like I was in elementary school when this shit was cool When it peaked when it was at his fucking highest of highs I was in Second grade That’s when second grade right? Okay, come on you would probably been in first grade It didn’t peak that for me wait when it peak I was great when this shit was hot, I Pacifically remember my buddy in fucking elementary school that I went over to his house and shit It was I mean with the friends I had it was well like it was really only it kind of picked up a Little later to be honest because a lot of the people I’m not talking to Kind of Work into it as well then so maybe elementary sometime during elementary school Hey dressing, like I was into it like when it first came out like when it was hot, I’d fucking the animation Like Don’t worry I tried to time machine my way and help you at some point give your Pokemon life that you really wanted No, that’s all good How do you make it sound really depressing I remember fucking uh, I mean really into Stadium where’s the kid I never got on 64th the kid I had a kind of jumping up to PlayStation 2 after my second – to Ice cream Oakland selling them at my buddy’s house. I was it was it was handhelds until I got the ps2 That’s where I got the love Megaman No, funny thing is the only thing that has ever stayed with me was fucking wrestling Throughout everything. Yeah, I Was watching rustling before I was even in school Do you so? any more Pokemon bullshit you want to talk about I think oh, do you have any more Pokemon bullshit fucking Topics we do I like playing the game. That’s Dirty about it. I think that’s what hurts me this nerdy Too much joy for Pokemon man sooo much buddy. Yeah Next one. No, it’s about the leaks. Yeah, what do you think? I I think it’s funny that The Pokemon company thinks their shit so fucking good That the people who fucking leaked their bullshit, right? They’re trying to go after him It’s like didn’t then they do the same thing when people are pre loading the game you remember when we talked about that Mm-hmm with the 3d you remember you I remember you talking about this go on with them. Yeah arguing with a fucker about Should attend dobrik the cults their ds4 play ultrasonic moon or sun moon heroes Motherfuckers are so fucking insane when it comes to pokemons shit And I don’t know why It’s weird to me No, I think that like literally they should not be allowed to do it since they already well first of all, they bought the system Yes, they’re technically licensing. Yeah, you’re checking the licensing it out Don’t get me wrong. You don’t you’ll deal you’ll never own it You’re really only licensing out but you also pay for the contents you’re paying You’re paying double what we’re paying your specially being taxed, you know way So they shouldn’t have the right to Just take that away from you. As long as you’re not obviously breaking in trade ball. Like it says a redistribution Like if you they found the person who like release the robbed But then they have a case on their hands. Let look just had their D s and just played the key before Launch no. No, they should not be able to Break their D s or their switch or whatever comes for playing it really Because you bought the game you bought the game digitally if you unlock the key That grants you access to the content you have every right to play it if you because it is essentially a reward it’s like imagine like Imagine standing in front of your front door Juggling your keys twelve off the door Okay, that’s basically what you’re doing with with Because it has a hash and he cracked the hash You unlock the content. This was behind the key and the you know, I Mean I just recently does the same thing with Borderlands where I just kind of changed the date on my console or not I got the game hours early Yeah, now how early were the people get in the game that and I got bricked Like at most a few days to week Now I could see the argument for a week Now 48 hours I still like in a week’s know it seems like a glitch but that’s all I’m for if they broke know if they broke the Hash and I played it but like they just kept it to themselves I was like playing they didn’t spoil anything or anything like that. They did not release any information whatsoever Doesn’t matter they cannot be Targeted for their shit being brick Period because they can’t have picked himself all I did was just buy the game I Get I can understand if they released it for me my god They got lucky and somehow we were able to get the game early, right? Yeah The game was already shipped like and still but you think come on Street ain’t like the game was already done at that point Right, and I was obviously uploaded to the store With the attention people don’t love downloading it He he’s probably telling my mom and pop shops. I remember this. Yeah, they were actually game Yeah, how can they bricks? How could they brick someone? like that That seems like an abuse of power, I think that’s a pokey Micom anything I think they’re so anal about that case. Yes again I think it’s no I think it’s a Pokemon company to do it. I think they’re fucking so anal about that fucking game That they’re willing to go through fucking crazy Even yeah Nintendo could be the same tool that They’re going through such fucking crazy lengths to fucking do stupid shit for it Like it’s just a stupid fucking little kids game man. Yeah Another if people somehow get the game early like fine Because it’s already done the game shipped and processing out to the general public right if they’re going to shops Yeah, it’s up to the store owners to say hey. Oh not bragging Street Jane. I’m not selling you this game But if they sell you the game you own it. You got the game, right? Yeah Yeah, like how can you argue? Yeah, if there was an issue on their end on their like a digital fun for them shipping out the game on the digital store That could be to several things where they could essentially just locked you out the game if he was Essentially would be able to crack into it That would have been fine on that and but break-ins a little excessive first stupid fuckin public in my game Well, that’s what people did though people it also got it visually because People who got it early by the mom-and-pop shops. It was probably only a few days at least Because you the factor in shipments And then the dead no probably wasn’t ship until at least a week before So if you factor in and when it would probably ship let’s say people probably got it three to five days early at most at most Before the game came out if it was physical now digital if they cracked it Let’s say it took them a week to crack it after came out on the wire getting they digitally downloaded I still see a problem. I still see a problem with that as long as they don’t leak anything Because I think I can understand wanting to strike down information if it got leaked Even the leaking set a problem if you’re not looking for it Yes But also Nintendo has the right to stop anybody from leaking information on a product Because it also would technically go against corporate laws Like it’s kind of insider trading title walls Because you’re not a lot of like if you know us if a stock of book company is going to go down You’re not allowed to sell the stock before we’re here At a higher price, you can go to prison for that people have gone to prison for that So again that can be treated like that, but give information about a product was going to be released before its initial release date Fine, if the people keeping themselves, they can’t do they should not do anything about it And they should not be allowed to do anything about it because people kept to themselves I got you, man. I got you. Oh Yeah, so let me start on our new podcast Pokemon talk hope to see you guys over there Yeah, that’s sure oh We can move on too I imagine so Oh Sonic looks like Sonic now. Everything’s all good okay people bitch about the movie sucking I Mean the movies gonna the movie was made this suck. We all know that Did you see the trailer? is What is it basically the same trailer but with the new Sonic? Shame on you because there’s a scene where he speed reads flash comics well Like there’s some good shit in there you’re actually kind of funny Well, then I guess they did a little bit. Oh, wow. It’s coming out on Valentine’s Day Amen I Think they redeem themselves, I think they’re gonna do good with the movie. I hope I mean, that’s it That’s a big meal on its own Like I hope it’s bigger than that fucking Pokemon movie that came out Detective Pikachu. I don’t know man In the furry market, I hope fuckin saga reign supreme in A video game market like have you seen all the shitty video game movies? You’d be like wow fuck Like I want to see Sonic rise from the ashes and have the best comic like video game movie. I was gonna say Video movie no, I mean that’s fair. I’m not gonna argue that one like just after all the shit that’s been thrown at Sonic Right and then a shitty game after shitty game And a nice to see Sonic arise Wow, I had the best fucking live-action shitty video game movie look at me now But yeah call of duty Yeah, did the thing come up You saying They are not letting me open that one that I actually just copy and paste that yeah, so do I Ah biggest free content update December third New multiplayer maps crash or vacant and shipment Shipment, baby Yeah, this is all free right yeah interests around war map cog port New to be two maps cargo a Trillium and more. I guess there’s one Is probably player modes. Let me see reinforce Lord and fight and infected New spec out maps which I’m just gonna simmer just can’t bomb squad grounded pitch-black just Respect ops from white and they’re they’re they’re ripoffs of multiplayer maps and campaign missions So it’s probably shit, they could have had it and drop if they wanted new weapons Ram 7 and the holder of 26 holder older Free stuff I guess I’ll play it. Unfortunately. There you go I’m only excited to brief the free-for-all starter pack those tune-up overkill Clean lawyers m4a1 sleight of hand and The Shipment 24/7, I’ll play that oh, yeah, totally Time to turn in day Deacon around corners and shipment camping I’m not too big in that game Boy, they’re pretty fucking shit. Once it comes out. Hopefully it’s not a hundred gigabyte update. That’s Tuesday damn Buddy, this is you whole bunch of topics for you, buddy Yeah Xenoblade is Quoting of Billy hair cord Xenoblade is better than Final Fantasy. And uh, um, As a game I actually agree I think xenoblade’s had way better fun games and Final Fantasy Oh, it’s only talking about modern Final Fantasy game. So 7 and up Seven and up. It’s saying that Xenoblade What do you think I agree with that because now they clear No, I had to be completely clear. I say Xenoblade Chronicles as a series has eclipsed modern Final Fantasy another Final Fantasy or anything before Final Fantasy 6 That’s a better assessment like I can’t argue as much as with better assessment if you were just like comparing it directly to 15 I would agree. I think Heron lead ones were what seven? Seven was good No, I love nines my favorite four and six are also two really once I got really far in But those don’t count setting up. Oh He’s talked about the other well Okay. Yeah Nine’s my favorite so That’s the only one within there that I could really argue for. I really like single blade chronicles to Her what was it X? Was the key nobody it was a tale? For the switch. Yeah – like I like that game. I Mean as you know play games aren’t bad. I just think that like a Final Fantasy is much more smoother to me then Xenoblade is when it comes to gameplay That’s comparing to that’s comparing to to all the ones I played and I I Want to play more of – I just never got the myself pick up the game again No Assessment I think we see no Boyd’s come up with way better games and Final Fantasy Well game wise game wise I can’t argue because 15 like they had a good premise for 15 But it just I didn’t play snow so we know when that came out. That was really good What is that Chronicles X Yeah, Chronicles X was awesome – I just never got to have my own Mac, unfortunately that makes me really sad but that game was really cool – I Think they made some really decent games compared to like the newer Final Fantasy line of shit Well, I mean they did they counted 7 it up I would have said I would have been 9 and I would didn’t 10 it up to be honest Sure because 10/10 had a lot of flight and I think what 1 through 6 I think octo passed away better than any of those games. I Mean I would say octopus on par with cynics. I think that’s way better than any of the doll story Y6 is amazing. I’m talking about like full presentation. Just everything about it Just a vastly superior game than any of those ones That’s my opinion on that Like I got that good. I agree. The octopus is really good. I I would think they equate to the game like four and six to be honest That’s why I said the because four and six are two amazing Final Fantasy games. I just think octopus way better than those games you Got a plate you got to put like forward see I I Think those games had the same problem like classic Zelda games have they you’d have to look at a guide to play it I Know I’m not gonna fight you on that one I know and then you don’t anymore in this life. This is why I say octopus way better in those games You don’t need a guide for octo path unless if you want to look at a boss counter guide Okay for four you don’t need a gun. I can beat four without a guide Period I can be that is straightforward anyone can get into that game six on the other hand six is a lot more in-depth and Difficult, so you might need a guide for six void Before you don’t I can tell you hands down four. We do not need a guy. I’m not I’m not necessarily Wrong that they’re fucking good games. I just think docked abouts vastly better in every aspect It just does those type of games are way better than they do right? I mean, they monitor they modernized it Which made it good for them like made it good for the genre as it sold as a whole dying genre Yes Actually a dead john rowe Yeah And it reinvented that genre. I made it the best in my opinion So, there you go anymore you want to see on this I I think it’s a sticky situation a guy put himself in when with the comparison cuz he also brought up Xenogears and what the Story is well. I mean it’s an opinion piece. I Get that. It’s an opinion piece. I don’t know I’ll just I I guess I’m actually interested in the next article Anyone anyone who want to Kingdom Hearts 3 seem to have bought it at lodge and that sounds like a true statement to be honest because People who are diehard fans of Kingdom Hearts cough cough. Um Would have already made sure they’d gotten it and they played it on lunch like I don’t know why screenings would be even trying especially even fucking releases of like Even with releases a lot agree releases of like every other Final Fantasy game they’ve ever made on Every system is they have the fucking Skyrim infection Okay Here’s a deal. I think Kingdom Hearts. The original trilogy has the same problems, I think With me with the the Star Wars movies the classic like Luke Wright You know, like I’m done with those carriers just I want to see a new cast You know I get like I’m I don’t care about Sora anymore like sort of like let him go let him be older man I Mean he has aged though. Let him become isn’t at all Like what see him is like a like an adult and in the game like in a mentor it’s time to over man. I Want to see the new generation of that fucking universe come through right? I mean, that would be interesting Surely that that would be very interesting Big I think that’s the problems they took too long with coming on with this game and it fucking It just ended so I can hold up I get that and I agree with you too took a lot longer than it probably should have for it to Be the way it is. I don’t think it’s gonna change though anytime soon what a new game I Only think I have a new game anytime soon Well, they need to fucking start getting people that can fuck and pump out a game faster than you can start firing some people know I think MAME like this they did I Agree to a point that they gotta take time with this Like this is a two year series every two years at the bare minimum should be a new Kingdom Hearts game – what else? What else does this article have? Oh, I Think I think Square Enix is only profitable game they had Was Final Fantasy 14 this year? Of course because it’s the monthly subscription based game and it’s not.we And they dropped a new expansion they squeeze. Yeah No No, they literally squeeze their player base. You can’t tell me they don’t What we keep coming out with new content they squeeze them Look for you. Oh, dude, he’s coming out with free fucking content. Why can’t they do it? They do come out with free content when it’s probably seen app. The seasonal I’m not getting into this with you Seasonal events are free content. They come out with a fair amount of free content. A lot of all the patches are technically free content You just pay for you. Just pay your monthly subscription. Everything else is free allows you to pay for new expansion. That’s it What about that Shin Megami Tensei five? Oh my god, I well I wanted I wanted on it. Um Dinner live dinner table talking about this Yes Yes, we’re gonna to vote Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne over Kingdom Hearts 2 What year did those games come out was this like a game of the year type thing, uh Yeah, which probably game of the year type thing. I’ll be back in like oh seven I think Let me see Kmart’s – what year did you come out? And I’ll tell you what the real fucking game to hear that game that year 2002 Okay, let’s look 2002 video games and I’ll tell you what the real game of the year that was What games do you think came out in 2002 I have no clue I was a kid we have grand theft auto vice city Metroid prime Super Mario Sunshine good games Wind Waker came out Now, oh gee Kmart’s that’s OG king Mart’s that year Yes, you come. Okay had to be like 2005 2007 cuz I remember getting it I Remember playing the first one hating it when I rented it 2005 Let’s see video games 2005. Let’s see what type of bangers came out that year 2002 more swatch died with five So basically the whole synopsis of this somebody contacted Atlas customer service basically suffers through the premature announcement syndrome Tigers Hannigan’s Alright, here’s the type of games that King on 2005 rusty kneel before God whore Batman Begins, that was a good I don’t like that game Guitar Hero Don’t make cry 3 is that 303? shall Colossus star was Bell front to Star Wars Republic Commando Destroy All Humans can see I Was really hoping the fucking of milk your game come out so I could pit it against no gear and see Oh, that’s the best game It’s not looking that way buddy well, yeah go on going with article so basically And it was probably just for JRPG of the year be honest, oh It seems like it just suffered through premature now It seems like they’ve they have something in the works for SMT five because from looking at the trailer they imported and they updated models a lot of models from SMT for Apocalypse, and I guess between four and apocalypse because The Odin and that trailer is from apocalypse, I think this game got delayed super hard. I don’t think it’s coming out anytime soon No, I think it’s not gonna come out to like 2022 No way later or twenty Twenty twenty two to twenty twenty-five like it’s got super annoying No, I just think Alan’s going up with original ideas. Like what? No, they need a fifth Shin Megami Tensei game like this. I know how to make a new game Yeah, they do Yes, they do are you positive yes, I know how to make our fucking dancing games and puzzle game They’ll make SMT five I will play SMT five and I will probably get law out first Because I am a lost shell There you go Fucking angels, man Gotta love me my angels let’s talk about des training and thrashed and On how they’ll wrap up. We’ll wrap up on that and we’ll save everything for next time. Okay? So, what do you thinking about that, um I think it’s unjustly. I think destra. He’s a fucking good game. I fucking I Agree well, I love it. I Need to play more to see if I can actually do love it, but I still think it’s a great game I think all the bullshit that I got was unwarranted. I think it It delivered pretty pretty expecting Leon what it was supposed to I Think I think a dream has the most clout in the industry Yeah, he does and it was to be expected for people to come and run in and shit on the game because I Don’t think that people even played the game and shat on it and posted their shitty review Like we’ve we’ve gone to this point B’s this is it’s it’s like it’s I think Marvel and DC had this issue where DC’s fans were would flame Marvel movies and Marvel like in Marvel fans with flame DC movies. I think it’s a scene. Yeah So It is what it is It’s a gig. It’s probably gonna get game the year throughout a lot of shit. Oh, yeah This is the only original game that really came out this year yeah, and you know, there isn’t any it’s the first visitor to a Stimulus package Chris. I closed a fucking paperboy Paperboy civilian it’s it’s it’s in the vein of paperboy dude. I Mean, I can’t complain the paperboy evolution I’m fine with that. Could you even take my money? Hiya buddy, you have any final closing statements on this? Um, I I Can’t wait to get wargames because with how some of this shit I can’t wait for you to give more games and Never play them and we’re a bit of them and never beat the wind That’s what I gotta say Yield, uh, Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. Yes. Happy Thanksgiving don’t die on Black Friday and For Cyber Monday and don’t let the white man. Bring you down. Oh My god, and with that we’ll see you in the next one

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