me : tell me why piela is going to the gym… – IN THAT? peyoncé : biiich me : look how lame i am… – with a BANDAID on my FOOT! peyoncé : looove it! not cute… peyoncé : aw is okay tell me why piela was trying to walk into the women’s restroom? boo boo you a boy i got a ass so big like the sunn all my close friends get to see your booty i hatechu for recording me! can i have the aux cord? i’m deeead play that song! …some say looove… chin forward now down turn to the side a little bit yo girl’s dead me : “cause i want cha…”
peyoncé : oh sh*t ahahaha! ahaha! yo girl’s dead… ahaha hahaha! peyoncé : hahaha…I’M DEAD new outfit change and this one…my girlfriend melinda gave to me i remember girl! ba…dum…boo dum! me : to the side…ayyyy peyoncé : i’m all… ken : leah still hasn’t taken her shott… whoa whoa…
ayy me : i’ll take it right now! we are gonna go eat wait where are we going? ken : when i threw up last night… – i was like i gotta go… peyoncé : yeah… peyoncé : he threw up last night in the bathroom…
ken : i threw up last night in the restaurant! ken : in the restaurant…
me : are you serious when?!
ken : yeah… ken : …before we, before we… peyoncé : what does ken want love? ken : das-why-i-tell… – das-why-i-told peyoncé : for the DAY? me : SKWAD GOOOALS! we think that we’re the sh*t but we’re not… peyoncé : girl i AM the shit! SHUT UP! this is why we’re going shopping…because homegirl over here… – wore the same shoorts peyoncé : SHUT H-H-U-UPP meeoow! my…my…b*tch drives. peyoncé : my b*tch drives
together : all white ranger! what is this? me : what did you get girl? samantha : just an iced coffee. me : with soymilk?
peyoncé : she drinks what i drink. *throwback* we’re vegans for the animals… not for the health. *throwback* we think that we’re the sh*t but we’re not me : pick…pick one! it’s his birthday! magician : stop whenever you’d like… – iz dis your card? ken : nope magician : no…but take this card and give it a shake… – SHAKE IT! magician : it’ll change to be yours…
me : you’re kidding me… me : OH MY GOD! – got me FUGKTED up! ken : look-at…point-up…point me : i was thirsty ken : look at the skyyy… me : hahahaha! i left my ID at the hotel room! me : take a mirror picture of yourself…RIGHT NOW – yeess me : wait…is this a mannequin? – or is it a real person? me : you don’t vegas until you FAT TUESDAY! me : YO DRINK THAT B*TCH omae wa mou shindeiru i’m like…am i cute? peyoncé : he all scu me! – i dun like you guys me : it smells so good!
peyoncé : let’s go in here… peyoncé : YAYYYY! everybody : YEOW! – WHOO! me : aha! you weaksauce… – you could do it! yay! it smells like to me… a freshly peeled cutie orange peyoncé : cutie!
lush worker : you are what you eat! me : instagram name? it’s…taylor underscore amber twelve peyoncé : you’re so cute!
me : amber with a e ? – oh she’s so cute!
peyoncé : she’s so… this is her instagram…i’m gonna add her peyoncé : she’s getting us rolls jams samples! – YESS! – she’s tryna keep it calm me : thankyou!
peyoncé : oh my god! thank you… – soo muuuch! thankyou! peyoncé : bye guys, i love you guys! – byeeee ! love…love is in the air! peyoncé : it is…everybody loves us! ken : i have to pee so bad! peyoncé : yeow
yeow! peyoncé & ken : hahaha! peyoncé : walking past your crush like… nyx worker : most pens that are… – nice and thin… – you can make it thicker… peyoncé : is it waterproof by any chance? nyx worker : so i will say… – yes, absolutely! peyoncé : oh…shut up? she already knows! nyx worker : i gotchu yeah, you got me? nyx worker : i wouldn’t steer your wrong! he’s cute huh? woman : yeah, he’s cute! me : he’s cute right?
peyoncé : thankyou
woman : yes! every single time we go to places we always talk to people huh? peyoncé : we do…everybody loves us! we’re lost… we don’t have any of our phones! no…we can’t contact nobody! – we have NO phones! but then we’re kinda panicking noooo…..! so we’re just gonna go back to the hotel that guy nodded at me… – like…goodjob isn’t that weird?
me : oh my god…no… – and i said… find a man that loves you for you yes and that booty! my booty? i need someone to love my soul
before they love my body. FACTS peyoncé : our hotel! me : oh we’re here! piela : sh*t bellboy : how you guys doing? both : good how are you? bellboy : good, good. you guys had a good time? both : yes me : yo b*tch is lit! ken : WHERE ARE YOUR PHONES? i’m having so much fun! – i’m so glad i’m here! kadeesha : cheers!? me : cheers! kadeesha : i love you b*tch me : love you toooo me : ahhhh!!!! wild wild wild get it, get it, get it! ayyy! peyoncé : i hatechu! i hatechu too! ken : OKAY… – WHO-DA-FUK… – DISABLED MY…PHONE? kadeesha : i just put foundation on it! – it was…70 dollas! – how dare you…do that to me? *GASPEH* *sigh*…. b*tch THE DISHONOR ahh! peyoncé : i have an announcement to make… me : what… – why do you look like you’re not
wearing any pants? – YOU ARE SO UGLEE! peyoncé : we are leaving at…11:55… you’re officially 21! so cute i’m just gonna go with…
whatever you recommend? honestly? look at these vegan nachos! everyone : HAAAAPPY BIRTHDAAAY….! everyone : DEAR KEN…
peyoncé : KENDRAAAA everyone : HAPPY BIRTH… me : goodmorning vegas! – it is day…3! we haven’t gone to any clubs – or any parties yet – because ken JUST turned 21. and it is a… MEEESS! alright…let’s go see what
everyone is doing… ayyyyy! i can’t with her… – she’s fuking wearing a shirt of her ass me : i am wearing a shirt of myself kadeesha : where’s mine? me : you didn’t ask for one! kadeesha : ya i did! me : no you didn’t kadeesha : yes i did. – i wanna be…
that…cute too – let me wear a picture of myself wut? kadeesha : happy birthday fuker me : i know. happy birthday! – it’s your OFFICIAL birthday! kadeesha : i gotta go get you
a new seat cover! me : yo, that seat cover got demolished! – did you see that toilet seat? me : you didn’t walk in
restroom over there? kadeesha : oh. hell naw! me : oh you don’t wanna walk in
that restroom! kadeesha : noo…uh uh! – i would throw up. me : people threw up in that toilet. khonthy : you don’t know me : i don’t know?! – what happened?! khonthy : TELL MALEAH! ken : you know how you
went in the bathroom? – and you were like… – it smells like barf in here? me : yeah… ken : it’s actually sh*t kadeesha : it’s doodoo girl… me : GIRL… i thought that was throw up! – DAAAAMN! my throat hurts kadeesha : stop sucking d*ck bietch stop sucking d*ck bietch me : bietch
ken : i’m so dead alright. so just finished
getting ready … i love wearing jellies to the pool! ooh…she lookin’ like a piiicnicc me : so we are at this pho restaurant – i say pho, but it’s phở – and piela over there…
ordered a whole buffet? back at the hotel – and everybody wants to take a nap they are soo…dead where are we going you guys? kadeesha : i have no idea WHAT? birthday girl! me : we’re using the glitter bath bombs
to put on our bodies… – to make ourselves more shinier me : say something in bulgarian uber driver : can you book a reservation
for me at the… – la bonita…churrascaria? peyoncé : i loove that accent! me : i’m dead…ahh!! kadeesha : now look at kc’s! me : OH MY…GOD tell me why… – i’m still in my bathing suit
from last night? me : UH UH… don’t let me get that
messed up ever again! me : oh my god look how big my backpack is… peyoncé : you go home
with more stuff me : when you go home with more stuff… – yeah! exactly! me : say yeow! peyoncé : yeow. me : i need water…real quick i’m D-hydrated! gotta stay hydrated! or else you’ll end up like me last night! bye vegas! this is our pool area i’m looking for…my friends oh… there they are! me : you uglee… i got energy! i don’t need… i don’t need this… artificial energy… right neow can i have a cup of water? peyoncé : can i also just get a … …venti iced water? me : wait…no, no ice! no ice! peyoncé : oh…no. no ice me : yeah. just water i’m wearing this fuking shirt in public peyoncé : i can’t… – this is before beed starbucks worker : water no ice? thankyou me : it’s always us – us two by ourselves! peyoncé : how do you feel?
me : i feel good! peyoncé : you feel good? yeah i’m alive she fell asleep in the restaurant peyoncé : you know you got up…and fell? – you got up from the table… and fuking… and we were like… *GASP* peyoncé : he walks like he has to poop he walks like he has to poop? yeah this guy? she made it! so piela got soo messed up the first night… he got so torn up this girl…was sleeping with a trashcan in her hand AHHHHH! but you look cute when you’re like dead peyoncé : you got me fugkted up where are we you guys? peyoncé : we are in “Primm” look how pretty you guys are! i love you love you too