Will Teresa Topnotch Twerk Her Way To The Top Of This Challenge? | Crack Me Up | Episode 2

Will Teresa Topnotch Twerk Her Way To The Top Of This Challenge?  | Crack Me Up | Episode 2

– [Teresa] Give me a African
American queen, please. (laughing) – Okay.
– (claps) Give me a queen! (upbeat music) (bell ringing) – [Announcer] This
is “Crack Me Up.” The show where two
comedians battle to see who has the best
jokes in the school yard. The goal is to make whoever
is in the hot seat laugh the most. (laughing) The catch is the hot seat will try
their hardest not to crack. Round one
(dinging) is a tit for tat
style speed round. The comedians will have 90
seconds to go joke for joke. Each laugh gets a point. Most points wins the round. Got it? Let’s go. – I hope you like craft, ’cause I’m a mack. And I’ma have you
cheesin’ all day. (man lightly laughing) (buzzing) Damn, she cold, okay!
(squealing) – All right, I’ma
go ahead. (claps) I’ma go ahead and go in. Okay, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool. Really, I heard, you know, you and Conceited had
somethin’ going on, so I’m just trying to be the one to take you to the
abortion clinic. – Oh (bleep). (laughing) – [Man] Conceited is
her abortion already. (buzzing) – Nothing? Gosh, shit! ♪ Hey girl, my name is Punkie ♪ ♪ Last name, Johnson ♪ ♪ I was wondering if
I could take you out ♪ ♪ And show you to my house ♪ ♪ Some, un-dun, dun, dun, dun ♪ ♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun ♪ – Bitch, you know the rest of the song.
(dinging) We going out or not?
(laughing) ♪ Did you see ♪ ♪ Poke your thick ass ♪ ♪ On the floor ♪ ♪ She too big to be gay, gay ♪ ♪ She too big ♪
(dinging) ♪ To be gay, gay ♪ – [Man] That was a
left, that was left, that was a left.
(screaming) – You look like a sexy,
juicy piece of sausage. Let’s link. (laughing)
(chattering) (dinging) – That was funny.
– That was a good one. – [Announcer] Round two is a
tit for tat style speed rap. Each laugh gets a point. Most points wins the round. – All this time you be
flirting with me, man. – I do?
– Keep playing, you going to get my eggplant
from mama nightstand. (laughing) – You keep food in there, bro? (laughing) – That’s not smart. ♪ Your face I don’t know it ♪ ♪ It can’t get no older ♪ ♪ And you also got Charlie’s
hips on your shoulder ♪ (laughing) ♪ Shawty look good ♪ ♪ Man, shawty sexy red ♪ ♪ But I need to get a sticker
and put it on your bumper head ♪ (laughing) (dinging) ♪ You look like every (bleep)
in this room for no reason ♪ ♪ You look like a
knockoff Bow Wow ♪ ♪ And a made up Conceited ♪
(dinging) (laughing) – Dude, that was a good one.
– Good? – That was crazy. ♪ Ah man, you up here
calling me a (bleep) ♪ ♪ I get your stilo ♪ ♪ But how you going
to call me a (bleep) ♪ ♪ When you the one
look like Cleo ♪ (laughing) – You told me to prank her back. – You all push that laugh out. (bell ringing) – [Announcer] That last
round ended in a tie, which means we’re
hitting a bonus round which is a dance-off. – Yeah,
– Let’s get it, let’s write.
– All right. (upbeat music) – Ooh!
– Let’s get ’em, let it work. – You’re not supposed
to laugh, aye. – Aye, oh, aye, oh.
(dinging) Aye, aye, aye. – Oh.
– Oh, oh, oh! (dinging) – [Man] There’s going
to be a stain on that– – Let’s pray.
– If I ever see one. (laughing) – Oh, oh, aye, shake it.
– All right. – Shake it.
– Public school system ain’t never be the same. (laughing) – [Man] Hey – Oh!
– Okay! – That’s how they do it?
– Uh-huh. – [Man] Oh snap. (laughing)
(dinging) – Did laugh.
– Aye. – That’s a little dry in hell. (laughing) – Goddamn.
– Am I like (bleep)– – You ready for
the grand finale? (upbeat music) – [All] Oh!
(dinging) – Oh!
– Oh! – Now you want me, don’t you? (laughing)
(dinging) Now you want me, don’t you?
– Aye, talk to her. Now she want you.
– You didn’t know I could do a split, huh? (man laughing) (upbeat music) – [Man] I didn’t even
to be honest with you. – (humming) I’m doing a split. (laughing) – [Man] I got to say, I was along the back keep growing in those places. (upbeat music) – Oh, she doing the murder bot. (alarm ringing) (laughing) – [Announcer] The
third and final round is called “Word Play.” In this round, each comedian will rip off the word
they pull from the hat. Most laughs not only win
the round but the game. – Woke. – I was going to say, that’s a Ms. Fake
Activist over there. (laughing) – [Teresa] I was
just going to say, he don’t need a real woke.
(buzzing) – Animals. You’ve been talking
to one all damn day. (laughing)
(dinging) – Okay, realness. This is what Punkie
strap on don’t feel like. (laughing)
(dinging) – That’s it, that’s all right.
– Don’t feel real. It’s real hard and plastic. – Well obviously you don’t
know anything about strap ons. My strap ons be like four, $500. – Oh!
– Goddamn! – [Teresa] He got some
expensive (bleep). – [Man] Put on a fake nine. (laughing) – All right, emojis. (laughing) – Emojis!
– Emojis. – Emojis.
– Emojis. – You want some of
my eggplant emojis? (alarm ringing)
(laughing) – [Announcer] And the
winner is Punkie Johnson. – Oh yeah!
– Don’t worry about it. – I’m shocked.
– Let’s go, Punkie! – Emojis.
– Emojis. (laughing) – Look, look, look, look,
peace, peace, peace. – They look alike.
– Yeah, give a little speech. – Sometimes, sometimes–
– Look at them. It’s Conceited with a filter.
– The window now. You got to do it. (laughing) – [Man] What did you like?
(cross-talking) – Filer can see. – You missed your chance,
you missed your chance, you missed your chance.

100 thoughts on “Will Teresa Topnotch Twerk Her Way To The Top Of This Challenge? | Crack Me Up | Episode 2

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  2. Comment section all like: this is terrible
    Views: 315K
    Likes: 8.5K
    Dislikes: less than 500

    I mean, it looks like people actually like these segments and you just be trippin' dawg

  3. I really rock with Wild N Out but this is trash ๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿšฎ๐Ÿšฎ. Leave this style of comedy to ADD.

  4. I feel like I'm listening to Kevin Hart they boring but the Duke chic she is sexy and when she did that spit ok lol

  5. The classifications for a comedian is way too low these days. They were about as funny as Nick Cannon and the Wildโ€™ N Out cast

  6. I just watch da video cuz she thick in dem jeans ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ

  7. Only reason punkie won was cuz she talked during the dance round, and the dudes made her laugh to win the last bit not even punkie

  8. In order for this show to work, you need to get people that can really freestyle such as Clips, Conceited, Hitman, Charron etc.

  9. Should've just worked with Patrick and did some sort of a spin off of Roast Me. This is a flop Nick ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™€๏ธ

  10. i feel like this is their playground/lab for upcoming acts.

    instead of just throwing them on the show and them failing, give them some practice through an in development segment. win win

  11. I wann fk teressa sooooo bad i usually dont like when girls wear red lipstick but i would let her smear it all over my dick ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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